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Posts from September 2012


Is summer OVER?
"THIS" HIT ME LAST NIGHT
 
WHILE I WAS SITTING OUT ON MY PATIO..
 
WITH MY DOG MOLLY..
 
ENJOYING THE "BEAUTIFUL"
 
"COOLER"-WEATHER..
 
I HAVE "MENTIONED"
 
(SOMETHING-"LIKE" A COUPLE OF "HUNDRED"-TIMES OVER THE LAST-WEEK)..
 
I AM "READY"
FOR SUMMER
TO BE "OVER"..
 
& IT "REMINDED"-ME..
 
OF SOMETHING I TOLD OUR-DAUGHTER MEGAN
 
"BEFORE" SHE WENT TO NEW YORK FOR HER FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE..
 
HAVING "NEVER" EXPERIENCED IT..
 
SHE ASKED ME ABOUT "WINTER"
 
(NOW "I" KNOW WINTER--I GREW-UP IN INDIANA)..
 
& "I" TOLD HER..
 
THE "BEST"-THING ABOUT WINTER..
 
IS THAT "SPRING"
 
"FOLLOWS"-IT..
 
WINTER
 
IS "NOT"-PLEASANT..
 
& "THIS"
 
IS WHAT "HIT"-ME LAST NIGHT..
 
(WHILE SITTING ON MY PATIO)..
 
"SUMMER" IS "LIKE"-THAT
 
"HERE" IN THE SOUTHERN VALLEY..
 
THE "BEST"-THING ABOUT "SUMMER"..
 
IS THAT "AUTUMN"
 
FOLLOWS "IT"..
 
SUNNY "WARM"-DAYS..
 
("NOT"-HOT.."WARM")..
 
COOL..CRISP..NIGHTS..
 
SLEEPING WITH THE WINDOWS "OPEN"..
 
"&"
 
WE "SHOULD" GET SOME "RAIN"..
 
BY HALLOWEEN..
 
YOU REMEMBER RAIN?..
 
WHEN WET-STUFF FALLS FROM THE SKY..
 
FROM THOSE "GREY"-THINGS
CALLED "CLOUDS"..
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USE your turn signal
SO FRIDAY..
 
I'M HEADING-HOME FROM WORK..
 
"READY" TO START THE WEEKEND..
 
& I'M COMING DOWN THIS SIDE-STREET..
 
TO A STOP SIGN AT MOHAWK..
 
NOW "I" WANT TO TURN-"RIGHT"..
 
& THERE'S A COUPLE OF CARS "ALREADY" AT THE STOP SIGN..
 
"ONE" IS TURNING-"LEFT"..
 
SO..THEY'RE OVER TO THE "LEFT"..
"WITH" THEIR TURN-SIGNAL "ON"..
 
"BUT"..THE CAR BEHIND-"THEM"
 
THAT'S IN-"FRONT" OF ME..
 
IS OVER TO THE RIGHT..AS-"IF" THEY ARE TURNING-"RIGHT"..
 
"BUT" THEY'RE "NOT" USING THEIR TURN SIGNAL..
 
SO I "ASSUME" THEY'RE GOING THE SAME WAY I AM..
 
TO THE "RIGHT"..
 
WELL "ALL OF A SUDDEN"..
 
THEY MOVE OVER TO THE "LEFT"
 
IN-ORDER TO TURN-"LEFT"..
 
(PEOPLE WHO "DON'T" USE THEIR TURN SIGNALS DRIVE ME "NUTS"..
 
IT'S JUST "LAZY"..
 
THE LEVER IS "RIGHT"-THERE
"NEXT" TO THE STEERING WHEEL..
 
"LET" OTHER-DRIVERS KNOW "WHAT" YOU'RE DOING)..
 
SO..I PULL UP NEXT TO THE CAR..
 
THAT IS ALL OF A SUDDEN TURNING "LEFT"..
 
& BOTH OUR WINDOWS ARE DOWN..
 
& "I" YELL..
 
"USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL MORON"..
 
"&"..
 
BEHIND THE WHEEL
 
IS THIS LITTLE..SWEET-LOOKING..
GREY-HAIRED..LADY..
 
WHO REMINDED ME OF MY "MOM"..
 
& I FELT BAD..
 
& I THOUGHT..
 
WHAT IF THAT WAS "MY"-MOM..
 
& SOME GUY WAS YELLING AT "HER"..
 
HOW WOULD I FEEL ABOUT "THAT"?..
 
& I THOUGHT..
 
WELL..IF MY MOM WASN'T USING HER "TURN-SIGNAL"..
 
I'D "WANT" A GUY LIKE-"ME"
 
TO "YELL" AT HER..
 
& JUST LIKE "THAT"..
 
I DIDN'T "FEEL" GUILTY "ANY"-MORE..
 
FOR "YELLING" AT A SWEET..LITTLE..
OLD-LADY..
 
WHO REMINDED ME OF MY MOM..
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My wife changes her name
SO..
 
MY WIFE & I HAVE "DIFFERENT" LAST-NAMES..
 
& "FINALLY"..
AFTER "ALL" THESE YEARS OF "WEDDED-BLISS"..
 
MY WIFE..
 
IS GOING TO CHANGE "HER" LAST NAME TO "MINE"..
 
& "APPARENTLY"..
 
THAT'S "NOT"
ALL-THAT-EASY TO DO..
 
YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE..
 
& THE DMV..
 
& THEN YOU HAVE TO NOTIFY YOUR BANK..& YOUR EMPLOYER..
 
"&"..
 
IN "MY WIFE'S"-CASE--"TARGET"
 
OR "MARSHALL'S"..
 
SO..
 
IT'S A "LONG"
DRAWN-OUT PROCESS..
 
THAT "BEGINS" AT THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE..
 
BECAUSE YOU NEED A "NEW" SOCIAL SECURITY CARD..
 
WELL..
 
ABOUT A MONTH-AGO..
 
MY WIFE WENT TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE..
 
"WITH" HER MARRIAGE LICENSE..
 
& THE LADY TOLD MY WIFE THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE "PROPER"
FORMS (OR DOCUMENTS)..
 
"&"
THAT HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE..
 
SO..MY WIFE IS FRUSTRATED..
 
& "I" SUGGEST..
 
SHE MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH BOBBY CLOUD..
FROM "MCGRATH-CLOUD LAW"..
 
"HE" PRACTICES FAMILY & CIVIL LAW..
 
SO..
 
SHE GOES TO SEE BOBBY..
 
& TELLS "HIM" ABOUT THE HASSLE AT THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE..
 
& "HIS" LEGAL-ADVICE TO HER??..
 
"TRY AGAIN..
GO "BACK" TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE & MAYBE YOU'LL GET A "DIFFERENT" LADY"..
 
YEARS OF LAW SCHOOL..
 
ARGUING IMPORTANT CASES IN COURT..
 
SAVING PEOPLE FROM DEATH-ROW..
 
& IT'S
"TRY AGAIN..
MAYBE" YOU'LL GET A "DIFFERENT"-LADY"..
 
WELL..
HE "IS" THE "EXPERT"..
 
SO..MY WIFE GOES "BACK" TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE..
 
& "TRIES AGAIN"..
 
& SHE "GETS"
 
A "DIFFERENT" LADY..
 
& SHE "GETS"
 
HER "NEW" SOCIAL SECURITY CARD..
 
WITH "NO"-HASSLE..
 
"ALL"-THANKS..
 
TO THE "LEGAL ADVICE" OF BOBBY CLOUD..
 
FROM "MCGRATH-CLOUD LAW"..
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MY WIFE'S LAST NAME "WAS" "REED"..
 
"NOW"..
SHE'LL BE TAKING-"ON" "MY" LAST-NAME..
 
"WIENER-SCHNITZEL"
 
(& "NO"..
I AM "NOT" RELATED TO THE FAMILY OF THE FAMOUS RESTAURANT)..
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My Mom is ON Facebook
SO..
 
I MENTIONED ABOUT A MONTH-AGO THAT MY "76"-YEAR OLD MOM IS NOW ON "FACEBOOK"
 
& SHE'S MY "FRIEND"..
 
& SHE'S "ALSO" "FRIENDS"
WITH MY WIFE..
& THE 3-KIDS..
 
WELL..
SHE'S "STARTING"
TO DRIVE ME A "LITTLE"-CRAZY..
 
NOW WHEN YOU "POST" SOMETHING ON "FACEBOOK"..
 
(A PICTURE..A COMMENT..A LINK TO A STORY..A "CHECK-IN" FROM A LOCATION)..
 
YOUR "FRIENDS" CAN COMMENT ON YOUR POST..
 
"OR".."LIKE" IT..
 
"WITHOUT" COMMENTING..
 
WELL..
 
NOW THAT MY MOM IS "ON" "FACEBOOK"..
 
SHE "COMMENTS" ON JUST ABOUT "EVERY" PHOTO OR CHECK-IN I POST..
 
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING "SHORT"
LIKE-"LOOKS LIKE FUN"..
 
& "THEN" SHE WRITES
"LOVE MOM"..
 
SO WHEN "I"
OR THE KIDS..
OR MY WIFE..
POST SOMETHING..
 
SHE COMMENTS
"LOOKS LIKE FUN--LOVE MOM"..
 
SO I "EXPLAINED" TO "HER"
 
THAT "FACEBOOK"
IS A SOCIAL-COMMUNITY MADE UP OF "LOTS" OF PEOPLE..
 
& THAT SHE REALLY SHOULDN'T INCLUDE THE "LOVE MOM"-PART..
 
& "SHE" SAID..
 
"BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT IT'S "ME""..
 
& I'M-LIKE
 
"MOMMMM..
WHEN "YOU" POST A COMMENT
 
YOUR "NAME" & "PICTURE" APPEAR "RIGHT"-NEXT TO IT"
 
WE "KNOW" IT'S YOU..
 
& YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?
 
STARTED GIGGLING..
 
& "THEN" SHE SAYS..
 
"WHY DON'T YOU RESPOND WHEN "I" COMMENT ON SOMETHING OF YOURS?"..
 
& "I'M"-LIKE..
 
"MOMMMM
HOW AM "I" SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO "LOOKS LIKE FUN--LOVE MOM"?..
 
& "SHE" SAYS
 
"WELL I WANT TO "MAKE SURE" YOU GET MY MESSAGES"..
 
NOW THIS IS THE "SAME"-WOMAN
 
WHO "ONLY"-USES HER CELL-PHONE WHEN SHE GOES SOMEWHERE IN THE CAR..
(OTHERWISE IT'S PLUGGED-INTO THE CHARGER)..
 
THE "SAME"-WOMAN WHO CLIPS OUT ARTICLES FROM THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER & MAILS THEM TO ME..
(PUTTING "TWO"-STAMPS ON THE ENVELOPE "JUST TO BE SURE")..
 
& THE "SAME" WOMAN
WHO "STILL" HAS MY "DEAD-DAD'S" "VOICE" ON HER "HOME" ANSWERING MACHINE..
(HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR "3"-YEARS)..
 
& "NOW"..
 
SHE'S "OBSESSED" WITH "FACEBOOK"
 
& "I"
 
AM "ONE"
 
OF-HER-"17" "FRIENDS"..
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Remembering 9/11

9-11 WAS LIKE A "BAD"-DREAM
 
EVEN "WHILE" IT WAS GOING-ON..
 
"THAT" IS DEFINITELY ONE OF "THOSE" DAYS
 
WHERE WE'LL "ALWAYS" REMEMBER
"WHERE" WE WERE
WHEN WE "HEARD" THE NEWS..
 
"I" WAS WORKING AT A NEWS-TALK STATION AT THE TIME..
 
& THEY CALLED ME AT HOME
WITH THE STORY
THAT A PLANE HAD RUN INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER..
 
SO WE..
"IMMEDIATELY" FLIPPED-ON THE TV AT HOME..
 
& STARTED WATCHING..
 
& I GOT TO WORK..
 
& "EVERYONE" WAS GLUED TO THE TV..
 
& I'LL "NEVER" FORGET THIS..
 
WHEN THE "2ND" TOWER CAME-DOWN..
 
THIS CO-WORKER OF MINE..
 
THIS BIG..TOUGH..LOUD.."MANLY-
MAN"..
 
STARTED CRYING..
 
& WHEN I GOT HOME THAT NIGHT..
 
WE WERE GLUED TO THE TV "AGAIN"..
 
& THEY HAD THE VIDEO OF THE PLANES FLYING INTO THE TOWERS..
 
(IT WAS "POWERFUL")..
 
& THE PEOPLE IN MANHATTAN
RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES AS THE TOWERS FELL..
 
& ALL THAT DUST & DIRT
TURNED DAY INTO NIGHT..
 
& THE SIGHT OF GROUND-ZERO..
 
& ALL THOSE "HEROES"..
 
DIGGING FOR "SURVIVORS"..
 
& I REMEMBER..
AFTER AWHILE..
GOING OUTSIDE & SITTING ON MY PATIO..
 
JUST TO TAKE A "BREAK" FROM IT ALL..
 
& LOOKING "UP" AT THE SKY..
 
THAT IS NORMALLY "FILLED" WITH AIR-TRAFFIC OF SOME-SORT..
 
& THERE WAS "NOTHING"..
 
(BECAUSE "ALL" AIRCRAFT HAD BEEN "GROUNDED")..
 
& IT SEEMED SO "QUIET"..
 
& THAT DAY..
 
& THE NEXT..
 
& THE NEXT..
 
FELT LIKE A "DREAM"..
 
IT WAS JUST "SO"-"UNBELIEVABLE"..
 
"SO"-"SAD"..
 
& "THEN"
MY WIFE & I
 
WENT TO A "9-11"-MASS
AT "ST. PHILIPS"..
 
& WHEN IT WAS "OVER"..
 
THE FINAL SONG WAS "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL"..
 
& "I" GOT ABOUT "ONE"-LINE-IN..
 
("OH BEAUTIFUL..FOR SPACIOUS SKIES..FOR AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN")..
 
& I JUST-STARTED "CRYING"-MY-EYES-OUT..
 
"IN"-CHURCH..
 
IN-FRONT OF "ALL" THESE OTHER-PEOPLE..
 
IT WAS LIKE "ALL" THE SADNESS FROM THE PREVIOUS 3-DAYS..
 
CAME FLOODING-OUT
 
SINGING "THAT"-SONG..
 
& HERE IT IS..
 
NOW "11"-YEARS AGO..
 
& IT "FEELS"
 
SO-LONG-AGO..
 
& WE "CERTAINLY" "DON'T"
THINK ABOUT IT AS MUCH AS WE "USED"-TO..
 
IN THE YEARS RIGHT-AFTER..
 
BUT..IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE A "MOMENT" TODAY..
 
TO REMEMBER THE 2,977 AMERICANS KILLED THAT-DAY..
 
"&"..
 
THE THOUSAND'S OF MEMBERS OF THE U.S. MILITARY ..
 
WHO HAVE DIED..
 
OR BEEN WOUNDED..
 
FIGHTING IN THE WAR THAT FOLLOWED..
 
& THEIR FAMILIES.

R.I.P.

"NEVER" FORGET..
 

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Shaving my head for St. Baldricks
SO..OVER $15-THOUSAND  RAISED FOR CHILDHOOD CANCER RESEARCH OVER THE WEEKEND..AT THE ST. BALDRICKS FOUNDATION FUNDRAISER..
 
"MY" GOAL WAS TO RAISE $101.50 & I RAISED $125..
 
THANKS TO ALL WHO PLEDGED A DOLLAR-OR-TWO..
 
ST. BALDRICKS IS A "GREAT" ORGANIZATION..
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I'M "STILL"-ADJUSTING TO MY NEWLY-SHAVED HEAD..
 
EVERY-TIME I RUN MY HAND OVER MY HEAD..
IT JUST "FEELS"-WEIRD..
 
IT REMINDS ME OF THE WAY MY GRANDPA'S HEAD FELT-LIKE..
 
& I "LOVED" MY GRANDPA..
 
IT "ALSO" REMINDS ME OF MY DAD..
 
HE DIED OF CANCER 3-YEARS-AGO..
 
& AFTER UNDERGOING CHEMO..
 
HE LOST ALL OF HIS HAIR..
 
I HAVE A PICTURE ON MY DESK
OF MY DAD BEFORE HE DIED..
 
WITH NO-HAIR..
 
& WHEN I SEE MYSELF IN THE MIRROR..
 
OR..RELECTED IN A WINDOW..
 
IT REMINDS ME OF MY DAD..
 
& I "LOVED" MY DAD..
 
SO..THE WHOLE SHAVED-HEAD..
 
HAS GIVEN ME SOME GOOD MEMORIES OF THE-"2"
 
"MOST"-IMPORTANT MEN IN MY LIFE..
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I'm LOUD
 
WE MOVED 2-OF-OUR-3 KIDS INTO THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA OVER THE WEEKEND..
 
& "APPARENTLY"
 
MY KIDS..
 
"JUST"-DISCOVERED..
 
THAT "I"
 
AM "LOUD"..
 
WE WERE AT DINNER FRIDAY NIGHT AT THIS STEAKHOUSE IN TUCSON..
 
("DAISY MAY'S")..
 
& IT'S THIS RAUCOUS PLACE..
 
WITH DOLLAR-BILLS HANGING FROM THE WALLS..
 
SIGNED-BY PEOPLE WHO HAD EATEN-THERE..
 
IT'S A "FUN"-PLACE..
 
SO..
WE GET FINISHED WITH DINNER..
 
& WE "ALL" SIGN "OUR" DOLLAR BILL
& STAPLE-IT TO THE WALL..
 
& "I"
WANT A PICTURE IN "FRONT" OF IT..
 
NOW..THERE WERE "8" OF US THERE..
COUNTING BOYFRIENDS..
GIRLFRIENDS..
& ROOMMATES..
 
SO I'M LIKE
 
"EVERYBODY-UP..
 
OVER HERE IN "FRONT" OF THE DOLLAR..
 
"I" WANT A PICTURE"..
 
SO THEY ALL GET-UP
 
GRUMBLING..
 
SHAKING THEIR HEADS..
 
LIKE "TEENAGERS"-DO..
 
"BECAUSE"..
 
ACCORDING TO "THEM"
 
"EVERYONE" IN THE RESTAURANT WAS "LOOKING" AT "US"..
 
MORE-SPECIFICALLY--"ME"..
 
BECAUSE I'M "SO"-LOUD..
 
("IN" A "RAUCOUS" STEAKHOUSE..
 
IN "TUCSON", AZ)..
 
SO I ASK SOME PEOPLE AT THE TABLE NEXT TO US TO TAKE OUR PICTURE..
 
& THEY DO..
 
& IT'S A "GREAT"-PICTURE..
 
ALL-8 OF US WITH "BIG"-SMILES..
 
& OUR ARMS AROUND EACH-OTHER..
 
IT "LOOKS"
 
LIKE "EVERYONE" IS HAVING A "GOOD-TIME"..
 
BUT..
 
"THEY" TELL ME AFTERWARD
"THEY" WERE "EMBARRASSED"..
 
BECAUSE "I"
AM SO "LOUD"..
 
NOW I "DIDN'T" BECOME LOUD "RECENTLY"..
 
SO..THE NEXT MORNING..
 
AS "WE" ARE DRIVING 9-HOURS
BACK TO BAKERSFIELD..
 
"THREE" OF THE KIDS
(WHO WERE "EMBARRASSED" BY MY "LOUDNESS")..
 
"PROUDLY" POSTED THAT "SAME" PHOTO..
ON "THEIR" FACEBOOK..
 
TEENAGERS?!?..
 
& YOU KNOW WHAT?..
 
I WAS A "WINNER" ON ALL FRONTS..
 
"I"
GOT A "GREAT" FAMILY PHOTO
OF OUR KIDS..& THEIR FRIENDS..
AT COLLEGE..
 
"&"
 
I'VE "ALWAYS" FELT..
 
THAT PART OF "MY" JOB AS A "DAD"..
 
"IS"
TO "EMBARRASS" THEM
 
"WHENEVER" I CAN..
 
I'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WITH "GREAT"-PRIDE..
 
"&"..
 
"I"
 
HAVE THE "PHOTOS" TO PROVE IT..
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A Mouse in my House
Mouse in the house #1:
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THERE WAS SOMETHING "WEIRD" GOING ON IN OUR HOUSE THIS MORNING..
 
WE HAVE "3" PETS..
 
A DOG..& 2-CATS..
 
NOW WHEN I GET UP EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING..
 
THE CATS ARE USUALLY SITTING BY THE FOOD BOWL..
 
WAITING FOR BREAKFAST..
 
& THE DOG..
 
WELL "SHE"
 
USUALLY STAYS IN BED..
 
"BUT"..
 
"THIS"-MORNING..
 
"ALL"-3 WERE-UP..
 
& ACTING "WEIRD"..
 
WHEN I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO START MY SHOWER..
 
"ALL"-3
CAME "INTO"
THE BATHROOM
"WITH"-ME..
 
& THEY WERE "ALL"
"SNIFFING-AROUND"
 
THE WALLS..
 
& IN THE "CLOSET"..
 
& AROUND THE "TOILET"..
 
THEY WERE "VERY"-ACTIVE..
 
"IN" THE BATHROOM
 
WHILE "I" AM TRYING TO GET READY..
 
NOW..
 
I'M "PRETTY"-SURE
 
THAT WE HAVE SOME MICE
 
"LIVING" IN OUR BACKYARD..
 
THE CATS HAVE KILLED A COUPLE THIS SUMMER
 
& LEFT THEM AROUND THE HOUSE AS "TROPHIES"..
 
USUALLY ON THE CARPET BY THE FRONT DOOR..
 
(AS IF THEY WANT ME TO "SEE"
THAT "THEY" ARE DOING THEIR JOB--& "THAT"-IS AFTER-ALL THEIR "ONLY" JOB)..
 
SO.."THAT'S"
 
WHAT "I" THINK
IS UP..
 
THERE WAS A MOUSE
 
IN THE HOUSE
 
THIS MORNING..
 
& "HE"
WAS "EVADING" CAPTURE..
 
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS..
 
WHEN I GET HOME THIS AFTERNOON
 
THERE HAD "BETTER" BE
 
A DEAD-MOUSE..
 
ON THAT CARPET BY THE FRONT-DOOR..
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SO..
 
I TOLD YOU THAT OUR 3-PETS WERE ACTING "WEIRD" WHEN I GOT-UP "YESTERDAY"..
 
THEY WERE"ALL-3" IN THE BATHROOM
 
WHILE I WAS SHOWERING
 
& GETTING READY..
 
(USUALLY AT THAT-HOUR
THEY'RE STILL IN BED..
OR AT THE FOOD BOWL)..
 
& THEY WERE "ALL" ACTING "WEIRD"..
 
& "I" SUSPECTED
 
WE HAD A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE..
 
"&"
 
AS I SAID "YESTERDAY..
 
I "EXPECTED"
 
THAT WHEN "I" GOT HOME
 
I "EXPECTED"
TO FIND A DEAD-MOUSE
ON THE CARPET BY THE FRONT DOOR..
 
(WHERE OUR CATS "ALWAYS" LEAVE DEAD-MICE)..
 
BECAUSE "THAT"
IS OUR-CATS
"ONLY"-RESPONSIBILITY..
 
WELL..
 
I GOT HOME..
 
& "SURE"-ENOUGH..
 
THERE "WAS" A DEAD-MOUSE..
ON THE CARPET..
BY THE FRONT-DOOR..
 
SO "THAT"
MADE ME HAPPY..
 
& I STARTED "PRAISING" THEM..
 
"JINX" & "TEX" "DID" THEIR JOB..
 
SO "THEN"
I'M HEADING BACK TO THE BEDROOM..
 
& I LOOK
IN OUR "2ND" BATHROOM..
 
& "IT" LOOKED "LIKE" A "BOMB"
HAD EXPLODED..
 
SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER
& LOTION BOTTLES
WERE "ALL-OVER" THE FLOOR..
 
& "IN" THE BATHTUB..
 
WHICH WAS ALL SMUDGED-UP
 
(IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE FOOT PRINTS)..
 
& THE TRASH CAN WAS KNOCKED-OVER
 
& ALL THE TRASH SPILLED EVERYWHERE..
 
EXTRA TOILET PAPER ROLLS WERE SCATTERED "ALL"-OVER..
 
& THE RUG THAT'S NORMALLY
"IN FRONT" OF THE TOILET..
 
WAS "OUT" IN THE HALLWAY..
 
SO "OBVIOUSLY"
 
"THIS"
IS WHERE IT "ALL"
WENT-DOWN..
 
THE BATHROOM DIDN'T "LOOK" MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHEN OUR DAUGHTERS WERE HOME FOR THE SUMMER..
 
LIVING WITH US..
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