SO..
"AFTER" THE HUSTLE & BUSTLE OF THE HOLIDAYS..
MY WIFE & I ARE DOWN-TO JUST "1"-COLLEGE STUDENT..
JD..THE TOBACCO SALESMAN..IS IN RICHMOND, VA THIS WEEK..
FOR TRAINING..
& COLLEEN..OUR YOUNGEST..
HAS RETURNED TO THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA..
"THAT" LEAVES US
WITH "JUST"-MEGAN..
WHO HAS BEEN A "COMPLETE"
"GRUMPY-GUS"..
SINCE SHE HAD HER WISDOM TEETH PULLED LAST WEEK..
SHE'S STILL A LITTLE SWOLLEN..
& SORE..
& SHE'S "IMPATIENT"..
(I "WONDER"..WHO SHE GETS "THAT"-FROM??)..
SHE'S "READY"
TO BE "HEALED"..
SO SHE CAN "JET-OFF" TO BOSTON..
TO SEE A COLLEGE FRIEND..
"BEFORE"-RETURNING FOR HER 2ND SEMESTER AT FORDHAM..IN NYC..
(AS THE "JET SET LIFE"
CONTINUES FOR MEGAN)..
SHE WANTS TO "FLY TO BOSTON"..
"FOR A FEW DAYS"..
"BEFORE" MOVING "IN"
TO "HER APARTMENT"..
IN THE BRONX..
SOOOO..
SHE'S BEEN SLEEPING "ALOT"..
& SITTING ON THE COUCH
WITH AN ICE PACK ON HER CHEEK..
"ON" HER LAPTOP..
"COMPLAINING"
ABOUT HOW "BAAAADLY" SHE FEELS..
JUST "GENERALLY"
BEING A "GROUCH"..
& THERE IS "NOTHING"..
"BETTER"..
THAN A "GROUCHY"..
"20"-YEAR-OLD..
"PARKED"
ON THE COUCH..
WATCHING A "KARDASHIAN"-MARATHON ON "E"..
"I"..
AM "SOOOO"-READY FOR "CHRISTMAS BREAK"
TO BE "OVER"..
SO "I"..
CAN GET "BACK"
TO NAPPING IN THE MAN CAVE..
WHILE WATCHING SPORTS..
MY "WIFE" HOWEVER..
IS "SAD" THAT THE KIDS ARE LEAVING..
BECAUSE "SHE'LL"
BE STUCK WITH "ME"..
NAPPING IN THE MAN CAVE..
WHILE WATCHING SPORTS..
(I TOLD YOU THAT SHE LOVES "TARGET" RIGHT?)..
