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A BAD morning

by Tony Manes , posted Feb 21 2013 12:35PM

SO..

I GOT-OFF TO A "BAD"-START

THIS MORNING..

I GET-UP....

& GO TO THE BATHROOM..

I FLUSH..

& THE TOILET WATER STARTS "RISING"..

SO I GRAB THE PLUNGER..

& START "PLUNGING"..

& THE WATER KEEPS "RISING"..

SO I "KEEP"-"PLUNGING"..

& THE WATER KEEPS "RISING"

"UNTIL"...

IT POURS "OVER" THE TOP..

& STARTS "SPILLING"

"ALL"-OVER THE FLOOR..

& I'M STILL-"PLUNGING"..

BUT "NOW"...

I "ADD"-"SWEARING" TO THE MIX..

SO I'M "PLUNGING"..

"&"----"SWEARING"..

(A-"LOT")..

& MY WIFE
STUMBLES OUT OF BED

& COMES "IN"-TO THE BATHROOM

& SAYS..

"DID YOU TURN THE WATER OFF?"..

WELL..
"BETWEEN" ALL THE WATER COMING OUT OF THE TOILET..
& "SPLASHING" ON THE FLOOR..
& MY "PLUNGING"..

(& MY "SWEARING")...

I "COULDN'T" HEAR HER..

SO..SHE "YELLS"-THIS TIME..

"DID YOU TURN THE WATER OFF?"..

& I'M-LIKE--"THAT'S A "GOOD"-IDEA SWEETIE..

SO..I TURN THE WATER "OFF"..

& THERE'S A "HUGE"-PUDDLE
"AROUND" THE TOILET..

& "I'M"----"STANDING" IN-IT..

& I "NOTICE"

THAT THE CUFFS OF MY PAJAMA-BOTTOMS ARE "SOAKED"..

(WHICH IS GROSS--
BECAUSE "IT'S"-"TOILET"-WATER)..

& "I".....START TO "GAG"..

(HAVE I "MENTIONED"....THAT I HAVE A "WEAK"-STOMACH??)..

SO I'M "GAGGING"..

(& SWEARING)..

& MY WIFE BRINGS ME SOME BEACH TOWELS..

TO "SOAK-UP"..

THE WATER..

WHICH "MEANS"..

I'M GETTING "TOILET WATER"..

"ON" MY "HANDS"..

(WHICH IS GROSS)..

& "ONCE"-AGAIN..

"I START TO "GAG"..

IN-"FACT"..

I-"EVEN"
"START" TO GET "LIGHT-HEADED"..

SO I'M..

"LEANING" AGAINST THE WALL..

MY HEAD IS SPINNING..

I'M "GAGGING"..

(& SWEARING)..

& MY WIFE SAYS...

"GET OUT OF HERE--"I'LL" CLEAN IT UP"..

& SHE "SHAKES" HER HEAD..

YEAH..

"I'VE" HAD A "BAD"-MORNING..

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