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Man! The CRAZIEST stuff happens to ME. I AM married. And, I have KIDS. And a dog. And two cats. Read about it HERE...

A Mouse in my House

by Tony Manes , posted Sep 6 2012 1:08PM

Mouse in the house #1:
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THERE WAS SOMETHING "WEIRD" GOING ON IN OUR HOUSE THIS MORNING..

WE HAVE "3" PETS..

A DOG..& 2-CATS..

NOW WHEN I GET UP EARLY-IN-THE-MORNING..

THE CATS ARE USUALLY SITTING BY THE FOOD BOWL..

WAITING FOR BREAKFAST..

& THE DOG..

WELL "SHE"

USUALLY STAYS IN BED..

"BUT"..

"THIS"-MORNING..

"ALL"-3 WERE-UP..

& ACTING "WEIRD"..

WHEN I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO START MY SHOWER..

"ALL"-3
CAME "INTO"
THE BATHROOM
"WITH"-ME..

& THEY WERE "ALL"
"SNIFFING-AROUND"

THE WALLS..

& IN THE "CLOSET"..

& AROUND THE "TOILET"..

THEY WERE "VERY"-ACTIVE..

"IN" THE BATHROOM

WHILE "I" AM TRYING TO GET READY..

NOW..

I'M "PRETTY"-SURE

THAT WE HAVE SOME MICE

"LIVING" IN OUR BACKYARD..

THE CATS HAVE KILLED A COUPLE THIS SUMMER

& LEFT THEM AROUND THE HOUSE AS "TROPHIES"..

USUALLY ON THE CARPET BY THE FRONT DOOR..

(AS IF THEY WANT ME TO "SEE"
THAT "THEY" ARE DOING THEIR JOB--& "THAT"-IS AFTER-ALL THEIR "ONLY" JOB)..

SO.."THAT'S"

WHAT "I" THINK
IS UP..

THERE WAS A MOUSE

IN THE HOUSE

THIS MORNING..

& "HE"
WAS "EVADING" CAPTURE..

ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS..

WHEN I GET HOME THIS AFTERNOON

THERE HAD "BETTER" BE

A DEAD-MOUSE..

ON THAT CARPET BY THE FRONT-DOOR..
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SO..

I TOLD YOU THAT OUR 3-PETS WERE ACTING "WEIRD" WHEN I GOT-UP "YESTERDAY"..

THEY WERE"ALL-3" IN THE BATHROOM

WHILE I WAS SHOWERING

& GETTING READY..

(USUALLY AT THAT-HOUR
THEY'RE STILL IN BED..
OR AT THE FOOD BOWL)..

& THEY WERE "ALL" ACTING "WEIRD"..

& "I" SUSPECTED

WE HAD A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE..

"&"

AS I SAID "YESTERDAY..

I "EXPECTED"

THAT WHEN "I" GOT HOME

I "EXPECTED"
TO FIND A DEAD-MOUSE
ON THE CARPET BY THE FRONT DOOR..

(WHERE OUR CATS "ALWAYS" LEAVE DEAD-MICE)..

BECAUSE "THAT"
IS OUR-CATS
"ONLY"-RESPONSIBILITY..

WELL..

I GOT HOME..

& "SURE"-ENOUGH..

THERE "WAS" A DEAD-MOUSE..
ON THE CARPET..
BY THE FRONT-DOOR..

SO "THAT"
MADE ME HAPPY..

& I STARTED "PRAISING" THEM..

"JINX" & "TEX" "DID" THEIR JOB..

SO "THEN"
I'M HEADING BACK TO THE BEDROOM..

& I LOOK
IN OUR "2ND" BATHROOM..

& "IT" LOOKED "LIKE" A "BOMB"
HAD EXPLODED..

SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER
& LOTION BOTTLES
WERE "ALL-OVER" THE FLOOR..

& "IN" THE BATHTUB..

WHICH WAS ALL SMUDGED-UP

(IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE FOOT PRINTS)..

& THE TRASH CAN WAS KNOCKED-OVER

& ALL THE TRASH SPILLED EVERYWHERE..

EXTRA TOILET PAPER ROLLS WERE SCATTERED "ALL"-OVER..

& THE RUG THAT'S NORMALLY
"IN FRONT" OF THE TOILET..

WAS "OUT" IN THE HALLWAY..

SO "OBVIOUSLY"

"THIS"
IS WHERE IT "ALL"
WENT-DOWN..

THE BATHROOM DIDN'T "LOOK" MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHEN OUR DAUGHTERS WERE HOME FOR THE SUMMER..

LIVING WITH US..

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09/06/2012 10:08AM

A Mouse in my House

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