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A new neighbor

by Tony Manes , posted Jan 29 2013 12:40PM

SO..

THIS NEW-FAMILY HAS MOVED INTO THE HOUSE DOWN THE STREET FROM US..

"&"..

IT'S THE "MOST"-ADORABLE THING..

WHEN I COME HOME IN THE AFTERNOON..

I SEE THE GRANDPA..
WALKING THE LITTLE-GIRL
"HOME" FROM SCHOOL..

IT'S "JUST" THE-"CUTEST"-THING..

& IT "REMINDS" ME OF "MY"-GIRLS..

& "HOW"..

WHEN "THEY" WENT TO "RONALD REGAN ELEMENTARY"..

& "HOW"..

I WOULD MEET-"THEM" AFTER-SCHOOL..

& WALK-HOME WITH "THEM"..

& "I"-WANT TO BE A "GRANDPA"..

SO "I"..CAN WALK "MY" GRANDKIDS HOME FROM SCHOOL..

WELL "THURSDAY"..

I WAS BRINGING THE TRASH CANS UP TO THE HOUSE FROM THE STREET..

& "HERE"-COMES THE GRANDPA..

"HEADING"-UP THE STREET..

TO MEET HIS GRANDDAUGHTER AT SCHOOL..

& I SAY "HI"..TO HIM..

& I SAY..

"I SEE YOU EVERYDAY..
WALKING THAT LITTLE GIRL HOME FROM SCHOOL..
I THINK THAT'S REALLY-COOL..

"I" CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE SOME GRANDKIDS "I" CAN WALK HOME FROM SCHOOL"..

& "HE"-SAYS..

"THAT'S" MY "DAUGHTER"..

--PREGNANT PAUSE--

("EMBARRASSING")..

SO "I"-STAMMER-AROUND..

"WELL "THAT'S" COOL..
MY DAUGHTERS "USED" TO GO TO REAGAN..
& I "LOVED" WALKING-"THEM"
HOME FROM SCHOOL"..

& I "FELT"..LIKE A "COMPLETE"-MORON..

BECAUSE THE "ONLY"-REASON "I" THOUGHT HER WAS HER "GRANDPA"..

WAS "BECAUSE" HE HAD "GREY"-HAIR..

"THAT'S"-IT..

I "SAW"

THIS "GREY"-HAIRED GUY..

WALKING THIS LITTLE-GIRL "HOME" FROM SCHOOL "EVERY"-AFTERNOON..

& I "ASSUMED"..

"GRANDPARENT"..

"I"..

AM "STILL"..

TRYING TO "DISLODGE"

MY FOOT..FROM MY MOUTH..

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01/29/2013 12:41PM

A new neighbor

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