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Man! The CRAZIEST stuff happens to ME. I AM married. And, I have KIDS. And a dog. And two cats. Read about it HERE...
Another mouse in the house-Part 3
by Tony Manes
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posted Dec 10 2012 4:53PM
SO..
A "BUNCH" OF MICE..
HAVE "INVADED" OUR BACKYARD..
FOR THE PAST SIX-MONTHS..
WE'LL PERIODICALLY FIND A "DEAD"-MOUSE..IN THE HOUSE..
ALTHOUGH "ONE"-MORNING..
"I"
HAD TO CATCH A MOUSE WITH MY "BARE"-HANDS..
WHILE OUR 2-CATS..
WERE "EATING"..AT THE FOOD BOWL..
& THE "LAST"-TIME WE WENT TO SEE OUR KIDS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF ARIZONA..
WE GOT HOME..
& THERE WAS A "LIVE"-MOUSE
HANGING FROM A LAMPSHADE..
RIGHT-"ABOVE"
THE FOOD BOWL..
"WHILE" THE CATS WERE EATING..
SO.."I"
HAD TO CATCH "THAT" MOUSE "TOO"....
WELL SATURDAY MORNING..
& I OPEN THE PANTRY "DOOR"..
TO GET SOME CEREAL..
& THERE'S A "LIVE"-MOUSE SCAMPERING AROUND..
"ON" THE FLOOR..
"BEHIND" THE TRASH CAN..
WELL "IT" SEES ME..
& TAKES-OFF..
RUNNING "UP" A BROOM HANDLE..
& GETS TO THE FIRST-SHELF..
WHERE IT "HIDES"..
"BEHIND" THE CANNED VEGETABLES & SOUPS..& BOXES OF CEREAL..
SO "I"
GET AN OVEN MITT..
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO "GRAB"-IT..
(BECAUSE THE CATS ARE EATING BREAKFAST)..
SO..HERE I AM..
"IN" MY PAJAMAS..
"IN" THE PANTRY..
"WEARING" AN OVEN MITT..
"LOOKING" FOR THIS MOUSE..
& I'M "SHAKING"..
I'M LIKE-"NERVOUS..
AS I'M MOVING THE CANS & BOXES AROUND..
"HUNTING"
FOR THIS "LITTLE" "MOUSE"..
WELL "FINALLY"
I CORNER IT..
& SWEEP IT
("WITH" THE OVEN MITT)..
"IN"-TO THE TRASH CAN..
I TIE-UP THE TRASH BAG..
& TAKE IT "OUTSIDE"
TO THE GARBAGE CAN..
& I CAN "FEEL"-THE MOUSR..
MOVING AROUND
"INSIDE" THE BAG..
"&"..
SINCE IT WAS STILL-"ALIVE" WHEN I PUT IT "IN"-THERE..
"EVERY"-TIME I TAKE SOMETHING "OUT" TO THE GARBAGE "NOW"..
I'M "AFRAID" THAT MOUSE
IS GOING TO "JUMP"-OUT OF THE CAN..
& SCARE ME..
I'M A NERVOUS WRECK "EVERY"-TIME I "LIFT" THAT LID..
(I CAN'T WAIT..FOR GARBAGE DAY)..
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Another mouse in the house-Part 3
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