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Man! The CRAZIEST stuff happens to ME. I AM married. And, I have KIDS. And a dog. And two cats. Read about it HERE...

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by Tony Manes , posted Feb 12 2013 12:08PM

SO..

I'M IN THE "EXPRESS LINE"
AT "VONS"..

("I"..
HAVE "1"-ITEM..............

A 6-PACK OF "DIET PEPSI"...
MY WIFE ASKED ME TO "PICK-UP"..
ON MY WAY HOME)..

IN "FRONT"

OF ME..

IS THIS.............

"ATTRACTIVE"-WOMAN..

(PROBABLY MID-30'S)..

"&".....
WHEN I GET IN LINE "BEHIND"-HER..

"SHE"

TURNS "AROUND"..

& "LOOKS" AT ME..

(I MEAN LIKE-"OBVIOUSLY"
"CHECKING ME OUT")..

SO "I'M" TRYING TO BE "COOL"..

READING THE MAGAZINE COVERS..

("HOW TO DRIVE YOUR MAN CRAZY IN BED"......
"BILL CLINTON HAD A LOVE-CHILD WITH AN ALIEN).......

& SHE TURNS AROUND
& CHECKS ME OUT "AGAIN"..

& "I'M" THINKING..

THESE "LEVI'S" I'M WEARING..

"DO" FIT-NICE..

("&"......IN "ALL" THE RIGHT PLACES)..

& SHE TURNS AROUND.....
& CHECKS ME OUT "AGAIN"..

& "THEN"..

SHE GRABS THAT LITTLE-BAR..

(THAT YOU USE TO SEPARATE "YOUR"-GROCERIES....

FROM THE PERSON "BEHIND"-YOU'S GROCERIES)..

& SHE PUTS IT "ON" THE CONVEYOR BELT..

SO "I"..

CAN PUT MY 6-PACK OF "DIET PEPSI" DOWN..

("NOW"...
SHE IS "OBVIOUSLY" FLIRTING---BECAUSE "NO"-BODY DOES "THAT"--
"UNLESS" THEY'RE "FLIRTING" WITH YOU)..

& "HONESTLY"..

IT WAS "EXCITING"..

THIS "VERY"-ATTRACTIVE WOMAN..

IN FRONT OF ME--IN THE "EXPRESS LANE" AT "VONS"..

WHO "OBVIOUSLY"......"WANTS"-ME..

& SHE TURNS AROUND "AGAIN"..

"LOOKS"..RIGHT AT ME..

& "SAYS"

"MOM"...

"HURRY-UP"........."I'M CHECKING-OUT"..

& I TURN AROUND..

& HERE'S THIS LITTLE....GREY-HAIRED LADY..

WITH A TUB OF COTTAGE CHEESE...

& SHE "EXCUSES"-HERSELF
"BY"-ME..

& "JOINS" HER DAUGHTER..

IN-LINE.....

IN-FRONT OF ME..

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