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Getting a Turkey Neck

by Tony Manes , posted Oct 15 2012 12:20PM

SO..

I WAS DRIVING HOME "FRIDAY"..

"READY" TO "BEGIN" THE WEEKEND..

& I LOOK IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR..

& I "SEE"..

SOMETHING I HAD "NEVER"-SEEN "BEFORE..

SOMETHING THAT I "NEVER"
"WANTED" TO SEE..

SOMETHING THAT IS SOMEWHAT "HORRIFYING"
TO SOMEONE AS "YOUNG" AS ME..

"I"

AM GETTING A "TURKEY NECK"..

YOU KNOW THAT "THING"

THAT DEVELOPS ON "OLDER"-PEOPLE..

WHERE THEIR "NECK" STARTS TO LOOK LIKE A "GOBBLER"..ON A "TURKEY"..

WELL I "LOOKED" IN THE MIRROR FRIDAY..

& "THERE" IT WAS..

NOW IT "WASN'T"-THERE "BEFORE"..

BUT I "SAW" IT FRIDAY..

& IT "SHOCKED"-ME..

BECAUSE "I"

AM-"NOT" OLD..

I "DO" HOWEVER

HAVE "3"-KIDS IN COLLEGE..

& "1"-OF THEM IS ABOUT TO GRADUATE..

& "NEEDS" A JOB..

& "ANOTHER" IS STUDYING THIS SEMESTER IN LONDON..

& IS SPENDING "EVERY"-PENNY SHE TOOK WITH HER..TRAVELING EUROPE..

& A THE-"3RD"-IS DATING A "RUGBY PLAYER"..

WHO HAS A BEARD..

& IT'S "PRETTY"-SERIOUS..

MY GUESS..

IF YOU CHECKED THE "STATISTICS"..

WOULD BE THAT..

IT'S "NOT"-NECESSARILY "OLD"-PEOPLE WHO GET "TURKEY NECKS"..

IT'S "PARENTS"..

WHO'S KIDS..

ARE "GOBBLING-UP"..

"EVERY"-PENNY THEY "MAKE"..

"THAT'S"

WHERE "THIS"-THING CAME-FROM..

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10/15/2012 9:20AM

Getting a Turkey Neck

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