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Hiking with my wife

by Tony Manes , posted Nov 28 2012 3:11PM

SO..

MY WIFE & I HIKED IN THE MOUNTAINS THIS-PAST WEEKEND..

NOW "I"

LIKE TO "THINK"..

THAT "I'M"

IN PRETTY-"DECENT" SHAPE..

MY WIFE?..

SHE IS AN EXERCISE-"FREAK"..

GOES TO THE GYM ALL-THE-TIME..

WATCHES WHAT SHE EATS..

ANYWAY..

WE TAKE THIS TRAIL..

& IT'S "REALLY"-STEEP..

WE START WALKING "UP"..

& UP..

& UP..

& I'M "STARTING" TO BREATH-HEAVY..

NOW MY WIFE..

IS WALKING JUST IN-"FRONT"
OF ME..

"THAT"-WAY..

IF SHE STUMBLES..

OR IS ATTACKED BY A MOUNTAIN LION..

I CAN "HELP"-HER..

"PLUS"..

I CAN "LOOK" AT HER BUTT..

ANYWAY..

THIS TRAIL JUST KEEPS GOING "UP"..

& UP..

& UP..

& I'M GETTING "REALLY"-WINDED..

UP..

& UP..

& IT "NEVER" LEVELS OFF..

WE "KEEP" WALKING "UP"..

& UP..

& UP..

"NOW"..

I'M PRACTICALLY "PANTING"..

& THE "WHOLE"-TIME..

MY WIFE..

UP IN "FRONT" OF ME..

IS TALKING..

"THIS IS "REALLY"-FUN"..

"YOU DOING ALRIGHT BACK THERE?"..

"OH..LOOK AT THAT VIEW"..

"ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT?"..

I MEAN THE "WHOLE"-TIME..

"I'M"
"GASPING" FOR AIR..

& "SHE'S"-ALL "CHATTY-CATHY"..

"DO YOU WANT TO STOP & REST?"..

"I THINK IT'LL LEVEL-OFF
RIGHT AROUND THIS CORNER"..

"ARE THERE BEARS UP HERE?"..

WELL "NOW"..

I'M SWEATING..

BUT MY WIFE..

"STILL"

MARCHING "UP" THE MOUNTAIN..

TALKING..

"I LOVE THIS TRAIL"..

"DOESN'T THIS FEEL GREAT?..

"IT'LL BE A "LOT" EASIER WALKING DOWN"..

FINALLY..

I "CAN'T" TAKE-IT ANYMORE..

I STOP..

& I BEND OVER..

WITH MY HANDS ON MY KNEES..

TRYING TO CATCH MY BREATH..

& I'M-LIKE..

"SWEETIE..

WE'RE HIKING THIS MOUNTAIN..

IN THE MIDDLE OF "NATURE"..

& "YOU"

WON'T SHUT-UP"..

& SHE TURNS..

& "SAYS"..

"THIS" IS THE "LAST"-TIME I "EVER" EXERCISE WITH YOU"..

& "THEN"..

SHE TAKES-"OFF"

HER SWEATSHIRT..

& "TIES"-IT

"AROUND" HER WAIST..

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Hiking with my wife

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