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I "BARK" at yipper dogs

by Tony Manes , posted Feb 19 2013 3:12PM

SO..

I'VE TOLD YOU "BEFORE"..

THAT WHEN I WALK..
AT THE PARK ACROSS THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE..

THERE ARE THESE-2 "YIPPER"-DOGS..

THAT WILL RUN OUT IN THE STREET

& RUN "TOWARD"-ME..

"YIPPING"

THEIR LITTLE-"YIPPER"-HEADS OFF..

NOW THEY "DON'T"-SCARE ME..

BECAUSE THEY'RE "LITTLE"..

& I'VE "LEARNED"..

THAT IF "I"

BARK-"BACK" AT THEM..

THEY'LL RUN-"AWAY"..

SO "FRIDAY"..

I'M WALKING AROUND THE PARK..

& "HERE"-COME THE "YIPPER"-DOGS..

"YIP-YIP-YIPPING" AT ME..

SO "I"..

DO WHAT I "ALWAYS"-DO NOW..

WHEN THEY RUN-OUT "YIPPING" AT ME..

"I".........BARK "AT"-THEM..

(& IT "ISN'T" A "YIPPER"-DOG BARK-

---IT'S A "BIG"-"DEEP"
"YIPPER"-DOG "EATING"-BARK--

**SFX**)..

& AS "SOON" AS I "LET-OUT"

MY "BIG"-"DEEP"--"YIPPER"-DOG EATING-BARK..

"BOTH" OF THE "YIPPER"-DOGS TAILS GO BETWEEN THEIR LEGS..

& THEY "RUN" FOR HOME..

WHICH "I"-THINK..

IS "PRETTY"-FUNNY..

SO..

THE "NEXT"-TIME I COME-AROUND..

THEY WERE "YIPPING" AT ME..

"BUT"..THEY "WOULDN'T"-LEAVE THEIR YARD..

WHICH MADE ME LAUGH..

SO..

I "TURNED"..

& LET OUT "ANOTHER".."BIG"-"DEEP"
"YIPPER" DOG-EATING BARK--

("JUST" TO LET 'EM KNOW "WHO" THE "REALLY" BIG-DOG "IN" THE NEIGHBORHOOD-"IS")..

& "BOTH" OF THEM..

TUCKED THEIR TAILS..

& "HEADED" FOR THE FRONT-DOOR..

"&".....
"JUST"-BECAUSE I WAS HAVING "SUCH" A GOOD-TIME..

I LET-OUT "1"-MORE..

"BIG"-"DEEP".."YIPPER" DOG-EATING BARK..

& I CHUCKLED..

& WALKED RIGHT "IN"-TO..

A "PARKED"-CAR..

THAT "WASN'T" PARKED-THERE..

ON MY "PREVIOUS"-LAP..

(& I SWEAR..

I HEARD THE "YIPPER" DOGS
"LAUGHING")..

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I "BARK" at yipper dogs

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