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I CAN'T find my car?!

by Tony Manes , posted Oct 17 2012 2:10PM

SO..

I NEEDED SOME NEW CONTACTS..

MY "PREVIOUS"

"ONE"-YEAR SUPPLY..

HAD LASTED FOR "TWO"-YEARS..

SINCE I "HADN'T" BEEN-THERE BEFORE

I HAD TO UNDERGO A "COMPLETE"-EXAM..

READ THE CHART..
BRIGHT LIGHT IN THE EYE..
THE "PUFF" OF AIR..

"&"..

HAVE MY EYES "DIALATED"..

SO..

"AFTER" THE EXAM..

I WALK "OUT" TO THE PARKING LOT..

BUT
MY VISION IS "STILL" "BLURRY"..

NOW "COINCIDENTALLY"..

I HAD "JUST" PICKED-UP..

MY "NEW" VEHICLE FROM "MOTOR CITY"..

THE 2012 "ACADIA-DENALI"..

I HAD "LITERALLY"

PICKED "IT" UP..

& DRIVEN "TO" MY APPOINTMENT..

I "WASN'T" "FAMILIAR"

WITH "WHAT" I WAS DRIVING..

SO "HERE" I AM..

"IN" THE TARGET PARKING LOT..

WITH "DIALATED EYES"..

& I DON'T "REMEMBER"

WHAT MY VEHICLE "LOOKS"-LIKE..

SO..

I WALK UP & DOWN A COUPLE OF ROWS IN THE PARKING LOT..

PRESSING THE "LOCK"-BUTTON ON MY REMOTE..

"HOPING" I'LL HEAR THE HONKING..

"FINALLY"

I "DO"..

& I WALK UP..

& THE DOOR IS "LOCKED"..

& I TRY THE REMOTE..

"STILL"-LOCKED..

& "THEN"
A "WOMAN" WALKS UP TO ME
& SAYS--"MAY I HELP YOU?"..

IT "WASN'T" MY CROSSOVER..

IT WAS "HER" CROSSOVER..

"I"

WAS TRYING TO GET "IN"

THE "WRONG"-VEHICLE..

I MUST HAVE TURNED 50-SHADES OF "RED"..

GOOD-THING THAT "THANKS"
TO MY "BLURRY"-VISION..

I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE HER "AGAIN"..
IF I SAW HER..

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I CAN'T find my car?!

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