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Impatience leads to embarrasment

by Tony Manes , posted Dec 3 2012 10:39AM

SO..

I'VE MENTIONED A "COUPLE"
OF TIMES "BEFORE"..

"I"

AM AN "IMPATIENT" DRIVER..

"ONCE" I GET BEHIND-THE-WHEEL..

I DO-"NOT"

"SUFFER-FOOLS" EASILY..

& PEOPLE ARE SO "DISTRACTED"

BY THEIR CELL PHONES..

& THEIR PASSENGERS..

& THEIR BREAKFAST BURRITOS..

THAT THEY JUST "DON'T" PAY ATTENTION "ANYMORE"..

SO..

MY WIFE & I ARE DRIVING TO CHURCH YESTERDAY MORNING..

WE GO "EARLY"..& THERE'S "NOT" MUCH TRAFFIC..

WELL..

WE PULL UP TO A TRAFFIC LIGHT TO TURN RIGHT..

& THERE'S A CAR IN-"FRONT" OF US

"ALSO" TURNING RIGHT..

NOW THE LIGHT IS "RED"..

& EVEN "THOUGH" THERE'S "NO" CROSS-TRAFFIC..

THE DRIVER IN "FRONT" OF ME
"WON'T" TURN "RIGHT ON RED"..

SO..

I'M "WAITING"..

AS PATIENTLY AS I "CAN"
"WHEN" I'M BEHIND THE WHEEL..

& "FINALLY"

THE LIGHT TURNS "GREEN"..

& THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME..

"DOESN'T" MOVE..

& "STILL" DOESN'T MOVE..

& AFTER A COUPLE OF SECONDS..

I "HONK" MY HORN..

WELL "THAT" GETS THEM GOING..

SO "THEY" TURN RIGHT...

& "I" TURN RIGHT..

& I PASS THEM..

& CONTINUE "BARRELING"-DOWN STOCKDALE HIGHWAY..

TO CHURCH..

WELL..

I "NOTICE"..

AS WE GET "CLOSER"..

THAT THE CAR IS "STILL" BEHIND ME..

"&"

AS WE TURN INTO THE PARKING LOT..

"THE CAR" TURNS INTO THE PARKING LOT "TOO"..

SO..I PARK..

& THE CAR PARKS

IN THE ROW "FACING"-US..

SO MY WIFE & I..

"HAVE" TO WALK "RIGHT"-PAST
THE CAR..

& THE DOOR OPENS..

& THIS LITTLE OLD-LADY GETS OUT..

& SHE LOOKS "RIGHT" AT ME..

& JUST SHAKES HER HEAD..

AS IF "IN DISGUST"..

& THEN.."AFTER"-CHURCH..

WHEN WE'RE WALKING-OUT..

I SEE HER "AGAIN"..

& SHE LOOKS AT ME "AGAIN"..

& JUST SHAKES HER HEAD..

"AGAIN"..

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Impatience leads to embarrasment

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