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Impatient at the ATM

by Tony Manes , posted Oct 12 2012 3:27PM

SO..

WE GOT PAID FRIDAY..

& I WENT TO THE BANK TO DEPOSIT MY CHECKS..

I GET "2"-CHECKS EACH PAY PERIOD..

"1" IS MY PAYCHECK..

& THE "OTHER"

IS MY "EXPENSE"-CHECK..

(MAINLY FOR HAIR..MAKEUP..
& "KLONDIKE" BARS)..

WELL "APPARENTLY"

"EVERYONE" GOT PAID FRIDAY..

SO THERE WERE LIKE-"5"-CARS IN "EACH" OF THE "2"-DRIVE THRU LANES..

WELL "I'M" IMPATIENT..

& I NOTICED A "SHORT"-LINE
AT THE "WALK-UP" ATM..

SO I PARK..

& "WALK-UP"..

& BY THE TIME "I" GET-THERE..

THERE'S "2"-PEOPLE
IN-"FRONT" OF ME..

& THE GUY "AT" THE MACHINE
IS TAKING "FOREVER"..

BUT I'M PATIENT..

& HE TAKES A LITTLE "LONGER"..

& A LITTLE "LONGER"..

& THE LINE "BEHIND" ME IS GETTING "LONGER"..

& "FINALLY"

HE'S DONE..

& THE NEXT PERSON GOES..

& "THEN".....IT'S "MY"-TURN..

NOW LIKE I SAID..

I HAVE "2"-CHECKS TO DEPOSIT..

(CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY LET ME "EXPENSE" "KLONDIKE" BARS?!)..

& ATM'S HAVE LIKE A "MILLION"-STEPS NOW..

& YOU HAVE TO "RE-ENTER" YOUR PIN..

& DEPOSIT EACH CHECK "INDIVIDUALLY"..

& PRESS "COMPLETE DEPOSIT"..

"YES" I "WANT" A RECIEPT..

& I "NOTICE"

THE LADY "BEHIND"-ME..

WHO'S "NEXT" IN-LINE..

IS "IMPATIENTLY"

TAPPING HER TOES..

& LETTING OUT THOSE LOUD-SIGHS..

& IT MADE ME LAUGH..

BECAUSE "THAT"

IS NORMALLY "ME"..

& I "THOUGHT"

"WHAT A JERK"..

(& "THEN"
I WENT & BOUGHT
MY "BI-WEEKLY SUPPLY"
OF "KLONDIKE" BARS)

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Impatient at the ATM

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