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Jealous of a DEAD actress

by Tony Manes , posted Mar 6 2013 1:32PM

SO..

MY WIFE & I WERE WATCHING AN OLD-MOVIE OVER THE WEEKEND..

"I"...

LIKE OLD-MOVIES..

IN-"FACT"...1-OF MY FAVORITE TV CHANNELS IS "TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES"..

MY WIFE??...

SHE "DOESN'T"-LIKE MOVIES "OLDER"-THAN ABOUT-"1990"..

WELL "I"

TALK-HER-"INTO" WATCHING THIS FILM FROM THE "60'S"---
"BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE"..

(IT'S "ALL"-ABOUT "FEELINGS"..
& "ENLIGHTENMENT"---
A BUNCH OF "HIPPIE-STUFF")..

THE STARS ARE ELLIOT GOULD..
ROBERT CULP..

A "VERY"-BEAUTIFUL DYAN CANNON..

& A "VERY-VERY"-BEAUTIFUL..
NATALIE WOOD..

NOW NATALIE WOOD

IS PROBABLY MY "ALL-TIME" FAVORITE ACTRESS..

BEAUTIFUL..
SEXY..

BEEN IN SOME "GREAT"-MOVIES..

THERE'S JUST-"SOMETHING" ABOUT "HER"..

SO..

WE'RE WATCHING "BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE"..

& BECAUSE OF ALL THE "HIPPIE"-STUFF..

IT'S KIND OF FUNNY..

& "I"

"CAN'T" STOP

"COMMENTING"

HOW "CUTE"..
HOW "PRETTY"..
HOW "SEXY"..

NATALIE WOOD "IS"..

(BECAUSE SHE "IS")..

& THERE'S THIS SCENE..

WHERE SHE'S LOUNGING ON THE FLOOR..

IN A PAIR OF "BABY-DOLL PAJAMAS"---
"REMEMBER"-THOSE?..

& YOU COULD "SEE"..

HER CUTE-LITTLE-BOTTOM..

WELL OF "COURSE"..

I "HAD" TO "COMMENT" ON "THAT"..

(I "DID" HOWEVER..
RESIST-THE-URGE..
TO "BACK"-UP THE DVR..
& "WATCH"-IT "AGAIN"--------
& "AGAIN"
& AGAIN)..

WELL "THAT'S" ALL MY WIFE COULD "TAKE"..

SHE GETS-UP..

& "SAYS"..

SINCE YOU-"LOOOOOOVE" NATALIE WOOD "SOOOOO"-MUCH..

"I'LL"
LEAVE THE 2-OF-"YOU"..
"ALONE"..

& SHE GOES IN-TO THE LIVING ROOM TO WATCH "GLEE"..OR "SMASH"..OR
"GREY'S ANATOMY"..

& I "SAID"..

YOU "KNOW"..

THAT NATALIE WOOD HAS BEEN "DEAD"
FOR OVER-"30"-YEARS--RIGHT??..

& "SHE"-SAID..

"I------DON'T------CARE"..

I'M "SICK" OF HEARING ABOUT NATALIE WOOD..

(MY WIFE IS "JEALOUS"
OF A "DEAD"-WOMAN??)..

(GUESS I BETTER "NOT" ASK-HER TO WATCH ANY SALMA HAYEK

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People : ELLIOT GOULD, NATALIE WOOD, ROBERT CULP

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03/06/2013 1:33PM

Jealous of a DEAD actress

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