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LOUD neighbors II
by Tony Manes
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posted Oct 8 2012 4:56PM
SO YESTERDAY..
I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT OUR NEW NEIGHBORS..
IN THE HOUSE "RIGHT"-BEHIND US..
WHO "RECENTLY" INSTALLED
AN "OUTDOOR"-SOUND SYSTEM..
& THEY HAVE IT ON
"ALL"-THE TIME..
"LOUD"..
& IT'S "EITHER" THE HOWARD STERN CHANNEL..
WHERE EVERY-OTHER WORD IS AN "F-BOMB"..
"OR"..
THE PEARL JAM CHANNEL..
WHERE "EVERY"-SONG IS A GUY "MUMBLING"
ABOUT SOMETHING "DEPRESSING"..
& DID I MENTION IT'S "LOUD"?..
WELL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON
I DECIDED TO DRIVE-DOWN THE STREET "BEHIND"-US..
TO "SEE"
IF I COULD IDENTIFY THE HOUSE..
THAT "LOVES"
LISTENING TO HOWARD STERN & PEARL JAM..
NOW I "KNOW"
THAT "OUR"-HOUSE
IS THE "10TH" HOUSE FROM THE CORNER..
SO..I'M DRIVING DOWN THE STREET "BEHIND"-US..
"COUNTING" HOUSES..
& I GET TO NUMBER-"8"..
& I "QUIT" COUNTING
BECAUSE I "SEE" NUMBER-10
"BEFORE" I ROLL-UP..
A COUPLE OF DEAD PATCHES OF GRASS IN THE FRONT YARD..
LOOKS LIKE IT COULD USE A PAINT-JOB..
THE GARAGE DOOR WAS HALF-UP..
IT LOOKED "DIFFERENT" FROM THE "OTHER"-HOUSES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD..
BECAUSE IT LOOKED "RUN-DOWN"..
(THANKS TO THE RECESSION..
IT'S "PROBABLY" A "RENTAL"-NOW)..
& "THEN" I SEE..
SITTING "ON" THE DRIVEWAY..
RIGHT-"NEXT" TO THE HALF-OPEN GARAGE DOOR..
A CASE OF "TECATE" CANS..
& A CASE OF "MONSTER" ENERGY-DRINKS..
"MUST"-BE GETTTING READY FOR THE WEEKEND..
I JUST SHOOK-MY-HEAD & DROVE ON HOME..
IT'S "REALLY"-ANNOYING..
& SAD..
BECAUSE "I"
"USED TO BE"
THE "WORST"-NEIGHBOR IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD..
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