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LOUD neighbors II

by Tony Manes , posted Oct 8 2012 4:56PM

SO YESTERDAY..

I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT OUR NEW NEIGHBORS..

IN THE HOUSE "RIGHT"-BEHIND US..

WHO "RECENTLY" INSTALLED
AN "OUTDOOR"-SOUND SYSTEM..

& THEY HAVE IT ON

"ALL"-THE TIME..

"LOUD"..

& IT'S "EITHER" THE HOWARD STERN CHANNEL..

WHERE EVERY-OTHER WORD IS AN "F-BOMB"..

"OR"..

THE PEARL JAM CHANNEL..

WHERE "EVERY"-SONG IS A GUY "MUMBLING"
ABOUT SOMETHING "DEPRESSING"..

& DID I MENTION IT'S "LOUD"?..

WELL YESTERDAY AFTERNOON

I DECIDED TO DRIVE-DOWN THE STREET "BEHIND"-US..

TO "SEE"

IF I COULD IDENTIFY THE HOUSE..
THAT "LOVES"
LISTENING TO HOWARD STERN & PEARL JAM..

NOW I "KNOW"

THAT "OUR"-HOUSE

IS THE "10TH" HOUSE FROM THE CORNER..

SO..I'M DRIVING DOWN THE STREET "BEHIND"-US..

"COUNTING" HOUSES..

& I GET TO NUMBER-"8"..

& I "QUIT" COUNTING

BECAUSE I "SEE" NUMBER-10
"BEFORE" I ROLL-UP..

A COUPLE OF DEAD PATCHES OF GRASS IN THE FRONT YARD..

LOOKS LIKE IT COULD USE A PAINT-JOB..

THE GARAGE DOOR WAS HALF-UP..

IT LOOKED "DIFFERENT" FROM THE "OTHER"-HOUSES IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD..

BECAUSE IT LOOKED "RUN-DOWN"..

(THANKS TO THE RECESSION..
IT'S "PROBABLY" A "RENTAL"-NOW)..

& "THEN" I SEE..

SITTING "ON" THE DRIVEWAY..

RIGHT-"NEXT" TO THE HALF-OPEN GARAGE DOOR..

A CASE OF "TECATE" CANS..

& A CASE OF "MONSTER" ENERGY-DRINKS..

"MUST"-BE GETTTING READY FOR THE WEEKEND..

I JUST SHOOK-MY-HEAD & DROVE ON HOME..

IT'S "REALLY"-ANNOYING..

& SAD..

BECAUSE "I"

"USED TO BE"

THE "WORST"-NEIGHBOR IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD..

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