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Looks like a RAT problem

by Tony Manes , posted Dec 19 2012 12:14PM

WOW..

WHAT A WEEK..

OUR FIRST KID IS GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE..

OUR "2ND" KID IS RETURNING FROM A SEMESTER-STUDYING IN ENGLAND..

"&"..

WITH "YOUR"-HELP..

I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE MOUSE-INFESTATION "PROBLEM"
WE'VE BEEN DEALING WITH..

IS PROBABLY "ROOF RATS"..

"SOMETHING" I HAD "NEVER" HEARD-OF
IN MY "19"-YEARS IN BAKERSFIELD..

"UNTIL"

"HELEN" CALLED ME MONDAY..

& SAID "ROOF RATS" ARE COMMON TO BAKERSFIELD..

& "THEN" "HELEN"..

EMAILED ME THIS MORNING SAYING THAT THE KERN MOSQUITO & VECTOR CONTROL DISTRICT..

(WHICH MAKES ME "ITCH"
JUST "SAYING" IT)..

"HAS"

A "RAT CONTROL DEPARTMENT"..

& "THEY"

WILL COME "OUT" TO YOUR HOUSE..

FOR "NO"-CHARGE..

& SET "TRAPS"..

THE NUMBER IS 589-2744..

WAIT A MINUTE..

WAIT A MINUTE HERE..

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE "3"-COLLEGE KIDS "BACK" AT HOME NEXT WEEK..

(LAYING-AROUND ON THE COUCH..
EATING ALL THE FOOD..
TURNING ON "EVERY" LIGHT IN THE HOUSE)..

I COULD SEND "THEM" OUT TO THE BACKYARD

WITH SOME "CHEESE"

A COUPLE OF SHOVELS..

& A BUCKET..

"I'LL" PAY A DOLLAR FOR "EACH" DEAD RAT..

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12/19/2012 9:13AM

Looks like a RAT problem

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