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Megan spends ALL our $$

by Tony Manes , posted Nov 5 2012 9:10AM

SO..

OUR MIDDLE-KID MEGAN..

IS STUDYING IN LONDON THIS SEMESTER..

& WE "SKYPED" WITH-HER YESTERDAY..

SHE HAD "JUST" RETURNED
FROM A "10-DAY"-TRIP
TO AMSTERDAM..
THE CZECH REPUBLIC..BERLIN & PARIS..

NOW IT WASN'T "MUCH"-MORE THAN A "MONTH"-AGO..

THAT SHE & HER FRIENDS WENT TO MUNICH FOR "OKTOBERFEST"..

& "NEXT"-WEEKEND

SHE'S GOING TO POLAND..

SO..SHE'S "SEEING" A-LOT OF EUROPE..

& I "GUESS" I'M HAPPY FOR HER..

WHAT A "GREAT"-EXPERIENCE..

BLAH-BLAH-BLAH..

BUT..

WHAT "BOTHERS" ME..

IS THAT SHE IS DOING IT ON "OUR" DIME..

MEGAN GOES TO FORDHAM..

& IN-ORDER TO STUDY IN LONDON FOR A SEMESTER..

THEY REQUIRE THAT EACH STUDENT "ARRIVE" WITH A "MINIMUM" OF $5-THOUSAND..

WELL..MEGAN..HAD A HARD-TIME FINDING A JOB THIS SUMMER..

IN FACT..

SHE ONLY WORKED ABOUT "HALF" THE SUMMER..

SO SHE "DIDN'T" MAKE ANYWHERE-"NEAR" $5-THOUSAND..

SO..

HER MOTHER & I HAD TO COME-UP WITH THE DIFFERENCE..

NOW "I" THOUGHT..

THAT THE $5-THOUSAND WOULD LAST FOR THE "WHOLE" SCHOOL YEAR..

BECAUSE SHE "STILL" HAS THE "2ND" SEMESTER TO-COME..

& HONESTLY..

"I" THOUGHT SHE'D BE SPENDING HER TIME IN "LONDON"..

OR..IN "ENGLAND"..

I "DIDN'T" THINK SHE WAS GOING TO BE "TRAVELING EUROPE"--"LIKE" A KARDASHIAN..

SO..I FEEL-LIKE THERE WAS A "LITTLE" "BAIT & SWITCH" GOING ON HERE..

& "THEN" YESTERDAY..

DURING OUR "SKYPE"-CONVERSATION..

SHE "HINTED"

THAT SHE WOULD "PROBABLY" BE SPENDING "EVERY"-PENNY..

BECAUSE IT'S "SUCH A GREAT EXPERIENCE"..

& SHE'S "SEEING "SO" MUCH"..

& "WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY"..

& BLAH-BLAH-BLAH..

WHEN SHE FIRST LEFT FOR LONDON..

"MY" BIGGEST FEAR

WAS THAT SHE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST GUY WITH A BRITISH-ACCENT..THAT SHE MET..

OR..

THAT SHE WOULD COME HOME AT CHRISTMAS "WITH" A BRITISH-ACCENT..

NOW MY "BIGGEST" FEAR

IS THAT

I'LL END UP IN BANKRUPTCY COURT..

OR ON TRIAL FOR MURDER..

BUT "REALLY"

WHAT "JURY OF MY PEERS" WOULD CONVICT ME?..

"ESPECIALLY" IF ALL 12
ARE "PARENTS"..

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11/05/2012 9:12AM

Megan spends ALL our $$

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