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My Mom is ON Facebook

by Tony Manes , posted Sep 13 2012 9:19AM

SO..

I MENTIONED ABOUT A MONTH-AGO THAT MY "76"-YEAR OLD MOM IS NOW ON "FACEBOOK"

& SHE'S MY "FRIEND"..

& SHE'S "ALSO" "FRIENDS"
WITH MY WIFE..
& THE 3-KIDS..

WELL..
SHE'S "STARTING"
TO DRIVE ME A "LITTLE"-CRAZY..

NOW WHEN YOU "POST" SOMETHING ON "FACEBOOK"..

(A PICTURE..A COMMENT..A LINK TO A STORY..A "CHECK-IN" FROM A LOCATION)..

YOUR "FRIENDS" CAN COMMENT ON YOUR POST..

"OR".."LIKE" IT..

"WITHOUT" COMMENTING..

WELL..

NOW THAT MY MOM IS "ON" "FACEBOOK"..

SHE "COMMENTS" ON JUST ABOUT "EVERY" PHOTO OR CHECK-IN I POST..

IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING "SHORT"
LIKE-"LOOKS LIKE FUN"..

& "THEN" SHE WRITES
"LOVE MOM"..

SO WHEN "I"
OR THE KIDS..
OR MY WIFE..
POST SOMETHING..

SHE COMMENTS
"LOOKS LIKE FUN--LOVE MOM"..

SO I "EXPLAINED" TO "HER"

THAT "FACEBOOK"
IS A SOCIAL-COMMUNITY MADE UP OF "LOTS" OF PEOPLE..

& THAT SHE REALLY SHOULDN'T INCLUDE THE "LOVE MOM"-PART..

& "SHE" SAID..

"BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT IT'S "ME""..

& I'M-LIKE

"MOMMMM..
WHEN "YOU" POST A COMMENT

YOUR "NAME" & "PICTURE" APPEAR "RIGHT"-NEXT TO IT"

WE "KNOW" IT'S YOU..

& YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID?

STARTED GIGGLING..

& "THEN" SHE SAYS..

"WHY DON'T YOU RESPOND WHEN "I" COMMENT ON SOMETHING OF YOURS?"..

& "I'M"-LIKE..

"MOMMMM
HOW AM "I" SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO "LOOKS LIKE FUN--LOVE MOM"?..

& "SHE" SAYS

"WELL I WANT TO "MAKE SURE" YOU GET MY MESSAGES"..

NOW THIS IS THE "SAME"-WOMAN

WHO "ONLY"-USES HER CELL-PHONE WHEN SHE GOES SOMEWHERE IN THE CAR..
(OTHERWISE IT'S PLUGGED-INTO THE CHARGER)..

THE "SAME"-WOMAN WHO CLIPS OUT ARTICLES FROM THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER & MAILS THEM TO ME..
(PUTTING "TWO"-STAMPS ON THE ENVELOPE "JUST TO BE SURE")..

& THE "SAME" WOMAN
WHO "STILL" HAS MY "DEAD-DAD'S" "VOICE" ON HER "HOME" ANSWERING MACHINE..
(HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR "3"-YEARS)..

& "NOW"..

SHE'S "OBSESSED" WITH "FACEBOOK"

& "I"

AM "ONE"

OF-HER-"17" "FRIENDS"..

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09/13/2012 9:20AM

My Mom is ON Facebook

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