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Man! The CRAZIEST stuff happens to ME. I AM married. And, I have KIDS. And a dog. And two cats. Read about it HERE...

My NEW Man Girdle

by Tony Manes , posted Jan 15 2013 12:48PM

SO..

MY WIFE..

BOUGHT ME SOME "SLIM-FIT"
T-SHIRTS..
FOR CHRISTMAS..

& "I" HADN'T WORN ONE..

"UNTIL" YESTERDAY..

NOW "I"..

AM A "T-SHIRT GUY"..

I WEAR ONE IN THE "WINTER"...

FOR AN "EXTRA"-LAYER OF "WARMTH"..

"&"..

ONE IN THE "SUMMER"..

TO KEEP THE "SWEAT"

FROM "SOAKING"-THROUGH TO MY "OUTER"-SHIRT..

BUT MY WIFE..

"DOESN'T"-LIKE
THE T-SHIRTS I "WEAR"..

SO SHE "BOUGHT"-ME..

THESE "SLIM-FIT"

"V"-NECKS..

WELL "SLIM-FIT"

"MUST"-MEAN

"TIGHT"-FIT..

BECAUSE I "FELT"..

LIKE ALL MY "STUFF"

("BETWEEN" MY WAIST & NECK)..

WAS BEING SQUEEZED-"TOGETHER"..

(& "I"
HAVE A-"LOT" OF "STUFF"
"BETWEEN" MY WAIST & NECK--

& IT "DON'T"-LIKE
BEING "RESTRAINED")..

IT'S WHAT I "IMAGINED"

IT "MUST"-FEEL LIKE

WHEN ONE OF THOSE "GIANT"
ANACONDA SNAKES

WRAPS ITSELF AROUND YOU..

SO..

I'M "GASPING" FOR BREATH..

(THINKING THIS T-SHIRT IS GOING TO "RIP"-OPEN..

LIKE-THE "INCREDIBLE HULK")..

"&" I LOOKED

AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR..

& THE "AREA"

BEING "COVERED"

BY MY "NEW"

"SLIM-FIT" T-SHIRT..

LOOKED LIKE A "PILLOWCASE"..

STUFFED..

WITH "FOOTBALLS"..

ALL-THESE "ODD"-BULGES..

& INDENTATIONS..

"SURE"

"CALL-IT"

A "SLIM-FIT" T-SHIRT..

(SAYS "RIGHT"-ON THE BOX--
"FITS CLOSE TO THE BODY FOR LESS-BULK")..

& "TELL ME"

IT "LOOKS" BETTER UNDER MY SWEATERS..

BUT I "KNOW" WHAT IT "IS"..

IT'S A "MAN-GIRDLE"..

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01/15/2013 12:49PM

My NEW Man Girdle

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