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My scarf is WARM!

by Tony Manes , posted Jan 17 2013 12:10PM

SO..

IT'S THE "TIME" OF YEAR..

WHEN "WE"..

WHO LIVE IN A PLACE THAT HAS "5"-MONTHS OF "HOT"-SUMMER WEATHER..

GET TO BREAK-OUT OUR "COLD WEATHER CLOTHES"..

THE HEAVY COATS & SWEATERS..
GLOVES..
HATS..

& "SCARVES"..

HOW DO "YOU"-FEEL ABOUT "GUYS"
WEARING SCARVES?..

IN "MY"-MIND
GUYS WHO WEAR SCARVES IN THE "WINTER"..
FALL INTO "2"-CATEGORIES..

GUYS WHO WEAR SCARVES AS A "FASHION-STATEMENT"..

& GUYS LIKE "ME"..

WHO WEAR SCARVES BECAUSE THEY ARE "EFFECTIVE" AT KEEPING "ME" WARM..

I GREW-UP IN INDIANA..

WHERE WE HAD "REAL"-WINTER..

FROM NOVEMBER TO EARLY-MAY..

"MOST"-WINTER DAYS..

"I'D" LEAVE THE HOUSE "BUNDLED-UP" LIKE "RALHPIE'S" BROTHER IN
"A CHRISTMAS STORY"..

(YOU KNOW--WITH THE SCARF "WRAPPED"-AROUND YOUR FACE & NECK)..

WELL..MY SISTER-IN-LAW..

GOT ME A NICE BLACK & GREY SCARF FOR CHRISTMAS..

& I'VE BEEN "WEARING"-IT TO WORK..ON THESE COLD MORNINGS..

I WRAP IT TIGHTLY AROUND MY NECK..

"UNDER" MY COAT..

& IT "HELPS" KEEP ME WARM..

"ESPECIALLY" MY NECK..

WELL "YESTERDAY"..

ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS STOPPED ME OUTSIDE THE BUILDING..

& STARTED TO GIVE ME A "HARD-TIME" ABOUT WEARING A SCARF..

& HE SAID TO ME..

"REAL MEN..."DON'T" WEAR SCARVES"..

& "I" SAID---REALLY??..

SO "REAL" MEN "LIKE" COLD NECKS??..

& "HE"-SAID..

"REAL MEN "DON'T" GET COLD NECKS..

& I'M-LIKE "REEEEEALLY"..

SO..YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?..

KICKED HIM WITH MY "UGGS"..

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My scarf is WARM!

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