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My wife is BAD LUCK for my team

by Tony Manes , posted Nov 12 2012 2:40PM

"I"

AM A PRETTY-BIG SPORTS FAN..

& WHEN "MY"-TEAM IS "ON" TV..

I "LIKE" TO WATCH THE GAME..

LUCKY-FOR-ME..
MY WIFE..

IS A SPORTS-FAN "TOO"..

& SHE'LL WATCH GAMES

"WITH" ME..

NOW WHEN "MY" TEAM IS PLAYING..

"I"
AM-SUPERSTITIOUS..

I HAVE CLOTHING THAT I "WEAR"..

& "LITTLE"-RITUALS THAT I "DO"..

& MY "WIFE" SAYS..

THAT THE "CLOTHING"..

& THE "RITUALS"..

HAVE "NO"-BEARING ON THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME..

(I "KNOW"--

CRAY-ZEE..COO-COO--

I'M TALKING ABOUT "HER"

"NOT" ME)..

SO..

WE'RE WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME LAST WEEKEND..

& MY TEAM ISN'T PLAYING VERY WELL..

THEY'RE "LOSING"..

BY "2"-TOUCHDOWNS..

BUT "THEN"..

THEY START TO COME-BACK..

THEY SCORE..
& GET-READY TO KICK THE EXTRA-POINT..

& MY WIFE "SAYS"..

("COMPLETLY" OUT OF THE BLUE)..

"HE "BETTER"-NOT "MISS" THIS EXTRA POINT"..

WELL..KICKERS HARDLY-"EVER"
MISS EXTRA-POINTS..

BUT.."SINCE" MY WIFE "SAID"--
"HE BETTER-NOT "MISS" THIS EXTRA-POINT"..

HE "DOES"..

BUT "THEN"

THEY GET THE BALL "BACK"..

& THEY'RE DRIVING DOWN THE FIELD

TO "TIE" THE GAME..

& MY WIFE SAYS..

(AGAIN--"COMPLETELY" OUT OF THE BLUE)..

"I HOPE HE DOESN'T THROW AN INTERCEPTION"..

NOW HE "HASN'T" THROWN AN INTERCEPTION THE "WHOLE"-GAME..

"NEXT"-PLAY--INTERCEPTION..

SO I'M LIKE--("HALF"-KIDDINGLY)--"SWEETIE--IF YOU KEEP THIS UP..YOU MIGHT HAVE TO WATCH THE GAME IN THE "OTHER"-ROOM..

OF COURSE "SHE" GETS MAD..

& STORMS "OUT" OF THE MAN CAVE..

& "SAYS"..

""YOU"
ARE CRAZY..
NOTHING" "I" SAY-OR-DO..
HAS "ANY" EFFECT ON "THIS"-GAME"..

& SHE GOES-"OUT" TO THE LIVING ROOM..

NOT 10-MINUTES LATER..

"MY"-TEAM "COMES"-BACK..

IN AN "AMAZING"-FINISH..

& "WINS" THE GAME..

& MY WIFE COMES-"BACK"
INTO THE MAN CAVE & SAYS..

"DON'T EXPECT-"ME"
TO WATCH
"ANY"-MORE GAMES WITH "YOU""..

WHICH IS "GOOD"-NEWS..

FOR "MY"-TEAMS..

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11/12/2012 11:39AM

My wife is BAD LUCK for my team

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