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Man! The CRAZIEST stuff happens to ME. I AM married. And, I have KIDS. And a dog. And two cats. Read about it HERE...

My wife's BRAS are DANGEROUS

by Tony Manes , posted Feb 15 2013 1:26PM

SO..

OUR DOG MOLLY..

SLEEPS "IN"-BED WITH "US"..

(SINCE THE KIDS AREN'T HOME ANY-MORE..."SHE"..HAS BECOME OUR "CHILD")..

& WHEN "MY" ALARM GOES-OFF
IN THE MORNING..

MOLLY IS "RIGHT"-THERE..

SLEEPING "BETWEEN"-US..

WELL.."YESTERDAY"-MORNING..

WHEN I GOT UP..

SHE "WASN'T"
IN BED..

WHICH IS "ODD"..

BECAUSE "SHE"...
DOESN'T LIKE TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR...

ANY-MORE THAN "I"-DO..

NOW..WHEN I GET "UP"..

I DON'T TURN ON ANY LIGHTS..

(BECAUSE IF I "DO"..
I "MIGHT" WAKE MY WIFE...
& "THEN"..THERE WOULD BE HELL TO PAY)..

SO I DON'T "DARE"...

TURN ON ANY LIGHTS..

"UNTIL" I GET "IN"-
TO THE BATHROOM..

WHERE I "CLOSE" THE DOOR..

& FLIP-ON...

THE CLOSET LIGHT..

NOW THE "ONLY"-REASON
I TURN ON A LIGHT AT "ALL"..

IS SO I DON'T "TRIP"...

ON THE "BRAS"..

THAT MY WIFE HAS "HANGING" FROM THE HAMPER...
"IN" THE CLOSET..

(I'VE MENTIONED "BEFORE"..

"SOMETIMES"

THEY'LL GET "TANGLED"..

AROUND MY FOOT..

& "TRIP"-ME)..

WELL..

YESTERDAY MORNING..

WHEN I FLIPPED-"ON" THE CLOSET LIGHT..

& "THERE"..WAS MOLLY..

"NEXT" TO THE HAMPER..

WITH A BRA-STRAP WRAPPED-"AROUND" HER MID-SECTION..

"&"..HER CHEST..

SHE WAS "TRYING" TO GET "OUT" OF THE CLOSET..

& SHE CAME "TOWARD"-ME..

BUT SHE COULD ONLY TAKE A STEP OR-2..

UNTIL THE "ELASTIC"..

IN THE BRA-STRAPS..

WOULD PULL HER "BACK"

TO THE HAMPER..

IT WAS PRETTY-FUNNY..

BUT "ALSO"..."FRIGHTENING"..

I MEAN "JUST"-THINK...IF "SHE"

HAD BEEN HOME "ALONE"..

SHE MIGHT HAVE-HAD TO CHEW A LEG-OFF..TO "FREE"-HERSELF..

(I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO "ME"..

WHEN "I'M"

HOME "ALONE")..

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My wife's BRAS are DANGEROUS

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