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My wife's favorite pot

by Tony Manes , posted Oct 2 2012 1:16PM

MY WIFE'S BEEN OUT-OF-TOWN ON BUSINESS THIS WEEK..

BUT "BEFORE" SHE LEFT

SHE MADE ME
A "BIG" POT OF CHILI..

& I "LOVE"
CHILI..

SO.."ALL"-WEEK..
I'VE BEEN EATING CHILI FOR DINNER..

"INCLUDING" LAST NIGHT..

SO I HAD MY CHILI..

& I'M WATCHING A BASEBALL GAME..

& A COUPLE OF HOURS PASS..

& THE GAME IS OVER..

& I WALK "OUT" TO THE KITCHEN..

& I "SMELL"
SOMETHING "BURNING"..

& I-"NOTICE"

THAT I "FORGOT"
TO TURN THE BURNER-

"UNDER" THE POT OF CHILI-
"OFF"..

SO I LIFT UP THE LID..

(& A "BIG" CLOUD OF STEAM COMES-OUT)..

& THE CHILI..

HAS "LITERALLY"

BEEN "BAKED"
"INTO" THE POT..

IT WAS "ROCK"-HARD..

"ALL" THE MOISTURE
HAD BEEN COOKED-"OUT"..

IT WAS "STUCK"

TO THE "BOTTOM" OF THE POT..

MORE-LIKE
"CEMENTED" TO THE BOTTOM OF THE POT..

"&"

(OF COURSE)..

IT'S MY WIFE'S

"FAVORITE"-POT..

("YES"--MY WIFE
HAS A "FAVORITE"-POT)..

SO I SOAK IT FOR A WHILE..

& I SCRUB..

& I SOAK IT SOME "MORE"..

& I SCRUB..

& SOAK..

& SCRUB..

WHEN I LEFT THIS MORNING

IT WAS ON

WHAT "I" HOPE WILL-BE

THE "FINAL"-SOAK..

MY WIFE IS COMING HOME THIS AFTERNOON..

& SHE'LL "KILL" ME

IF I "MESSED-UP"
HER "FAVORITE"-POT..

PLUS..

I "WASTED"

SOME OF HER HOMEMADE CHILI..

"YEAH"

MORE-THAN-LIKELY..

I'LL BE SLEEPING IN THE MAN CAVE THIS WEEKEND..
-------------------

THERE "IS" ONE-"PLUS"

IF I "DID" PERMANENTLY-RUIN
MY WIFE'S "FAVORITE"-POT..

THEY SELL POTS AT "TARGET"..

& SHE "LIKES" "TARGET"

IT'LL GIVE HER A "REASON"
TO "GO"
TO "TARGET"..

"WELL "YOU"
RUINED MY "FAVORITE" POT..
NOW..
I "HAVE" TO GO TO "TARGET"..

(SHE WAS GOING TO GO
"EITHER"-WAY)..

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10/02/2012 10:16AM

My wife's favorite pot

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