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NOISY Neighbors

by Tony Manes , posted Oct 4 2012 12:40PM

ABOUT 6-MONTHS-AGO..

A NEW FAMILY MOVED INTO THE HOUSE BEHIND US..

WE LIVE IN ONE OF THOSE SUB-DIVISIONS WHERE THE BACKYARDS ARE "SMALL"..

& RIGHT-NEXT TO EACH-OTHER..

SO THE "ONLY"-THING SEPARATING
"OUR" "SMALL"-BACKYARD FROM THE NEIGHBORS "BEHIND"-US "SMALL"-BACKYARD

IS A FENCE..

WELL ABOUT A "MONTH"-AGO..

THESE NEIGHBORS

INSTALLED AN OUTDOOR SOUND SYSTEM..

& IT IS "ALWAYS"-ON..

("DOESN'T"-MATTER IF IT'S THE "WEEKEND"..OR A "WEEKNIGHT"..
OR AT 10 O'CLOCK ON "SUNDAY-MORNING")..

IT'S "ALWAYS"-ON

& "ALWAYS"-LOUD..

"&"

IT'S "EITHER" TUNED-TO..

HOWARD STERN..

(WHO USES THE "F"-WORD "QUITE"-
FREQUENTLY)..

OR THE PEARL JAM CHANNEL..

(WHO "SING" SOME OF THE "MOST"-
DEPRESSING SONGS OF "ALL"-TIME)..

& "NOW"

"EVERY"-TIME
I'M OUT IN "OUR" BACKYARD..

"I" HAVE TO LISTEN-TO

HOWARD STERN DROPPING
F-BOMBS..

OR PEARL JAM SINGING SOMETHING DEPRESSING-LIKE..

"&"

WITH COOLER WEATHER COMING THIS WEEKEND..

"I" AM LOOKING-FORWARD TO TURNING "OFF" THE AC

& OPENING THE WINDOWS..

BUT IF I CAN "HEAR"

HOWARD STERN..OR PEARL JAM..

"INSIDE" MY HOUSE..

WELL "THAT"
IS "DEFINITELY"
GOING TO GET ON MY NERVES..

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?..

I DON'T "KNOW" THESE-PEOPLE..

IF I DROVE DOWN-THE-STREET "BEHIND"-US

I "WOULDN'T"-KNOW WHICH HOUSE IS "THEIRS"..

SO "REALLY"

WHAT "CAN" I DO?..

YELL OVER-THE-FENCE

"TURN YOUR SOUND-SYSTEM DOWN"!!..

("OH..& BY THE WAY..I'M TONY..
& WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD")..

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