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STEALING Halloween Candy

by Tony Manes , posted Nov 2 2012 10:44AM

I MAY HAVE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE..BUT..

I "LOVE" SWEETS..

ICE CREAM..
PIE..
CAKE..
DOUGHNUTS..
& CANDY..

& IT'S "THIS" TIME OF YEAR

WHEN I "MISS" OUR KIDS "THE MOST"..

YOU SEE..

WHEN THEY WERE LITTLE..

"ALL"-3 OF THEM "LOVED" TRICK OR TREATING..

& THEY WOULD COME HOME WITH

"3"-
"PILLOWCASES" "FULL" OF CANDY..

& THEY WOULD BASICALLY "PASS-OUT" FROM THE CANDY..

& THE EXCITEMENT..

& THAT'S WHEN "I"..

AN "ADULT"..

WOULD "SNEAK"
INTO THEIR ROOMS..

& "STEAL" CANDY FROM THEM..

BUT "THEN"..

I WAS "CAUGHT"..

"BROWN"-HANDED""

"SO"..

THEY STARTED "HIDING"
THEIR CANDY-STUFFED PILLOWCASES..

BUT I WOULD "FIND" THEIR HIDING-PLACES..

"AGAIN"

BECAUSE "I"..

AM AN "ADULT"..

THEY BECAME "SO" PARANOID..

THAT THIS ONE-TIME..

WHEN "ALL"-3 OF THEM WERE GOING TO BE OUT-OF-TOWN FOR A "WHOLE"-WEEKEND..

JD..

WHO WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH AT THE TIME..

TOOK "ALL"-3 CANDY-STUFFED PILLOWCASES TO WARREN JR. HIGH..

& "LOCKED"-THEM "IN" HIS LOCKER..

"FOR" THE WEEKEND..

SO "I"

"COULDN'T" GET

TO THEIR CANDY..

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People : PILLOWCASES TO WARREN JR.

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11/02/2012 10:47AM

STEALING Halloween Candy

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