SO "I"..
HAVE "BAD"-ANKLES..
I HURT MY ANKLES
WHEN I WAS A JUNIOR HIGH TRACK-STAR IN HUNTINGTON, IN..
NOW HERE AT WORK..
WE LIKE TO "SCARE" EACH-OTHER..
YOU KNOW..
HIDE AROUND A CORNER..
OR BEHIND A DOOR..
TO "JUMP"-OUT..
& "SCARE"
AN "UNSUSPECTING" CO-WORKER..
("PREFERRABLY" A FEMALE CO-WORKER)..
WELL YESTERDAY..
"I" WAS WALKING
ACROSS THE PARKING LOT..
COMING FROM CORPORATE..
& I "SAW"..CRYSTAL DIAZ..
FROM THE SALES DEPARTMENT
HEADING TO "HER"-OFFICE..
& "SHE"....
"DIDN'T"
SEE
ME..
SO "I"
TROTTED UP..
(QUIETLY---LIKE A "NINJA")..
"NEXT" TO THE KGFM VAN..
& I "WAITED".........
FOR "HER"
TO WALK BY..
ON THE "OTHER"-SIDE OF THE VAN..
(SHE HAD "NO"-IDEA..
I WAS "LYING".....IN WAIT--
LIKE AN ASSASSIN)..
WELL...
I TIMED-IT
"PERFECTLY"..
"JUST" AS CRYSTAL....
CAME WALKING-"OUT"
FROM THE "OTHER"-SIDE OF THE VAN.....
I "LEAPT" IN-THE-AIR..
(LIKE A BEAUTIFUL GAZELLE)..
& "LANDED"
"RIGHT" NEXT TO HER..
SAYING "BOO"..
AT THE "SAME"-TIME..
& SHE ACTUALLY-"SCREAMED"..
"HOWEVER"...
I "DIDN'T"-"STICK"
MY LANDING..
I SLIPPED..
& AS I DID..
MY ANKLE "TWISTED"..
& MY FEET "FLEW-OUT" IN "FRONT" OF ME..
& THE NEXT THING "I"-KNOW..
I'M "ON" MY BACK..
IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR PARKING LOT..
& "GUESS" WHO'S "LAUGHING"-NOW?..
CRYSTAL..
& THE "REST" OF THE SALES-STAFF
WHO WERE MEETING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM..
WHICH HAS A "BIG"-WINDOW..
LOOKING-"OUT"
ON THE PARKING LOT..
