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Supermodels at Happy Hour

by Tony Manes , posted Jan 9 2013 11:21AM

SO..

MY WIFE & I..

WENT TO "HAPPY HOUR" AT "TAHOE JOE'S" LAST FRIDAY..

(WHY?..
BECAUSE "I"-KNEW.."THIS"
WAS GOING TO BE A "5"-DAY WORK-WEEK)..

SO..

WE'RE AT THE BAR
AT "TAHOE JOES"..

& IT'S "PACKED"..

"DEFINITELY"
AN "OLDER"-CROWD..

(YOU CAN TELL BY ALL THE HANDICAPPED PLACARDS IN THE PARKING LOT)..

SO "I'M"
FINISHING-OFF MY "DOUBLE-PATRON"..ON THE ROCKS..

("BECAUSE" OF THE UPCOMING
5-DAY WORKWEEK--"NOT" BECAUSE I HAVE A "DRINKING-PROBLEM")..

& THESE-"2"..

"SMOKIN' HOT" SUPERMODELS

WALK-"INTO" THE BAR..

(& "EVERY" GREY HEAD "IN" THE PLACE.."TURNED"..
& "LOOKED"..

"EVEN"..THE WOMEN..

BUT "DEFINITELY"..THE MEN)..

WELL IT JUST "SO"-HAPPENS

THAT THE 2-SEATS "NEXT"-TO-"ME"
ARE "EMPTY"..

& I SAY TO MY WIFE..

"I SURE-HOPE THOSE 2-SMOKIN' HOT SUPERMODELS SIT RIGHT HERE..
"NEXT" TO ME..

& SURE-ENOUGH..

"THEY'RE COMIN' OUR WAY!!"..

& THEY WALK UP
TO THE 2-EMPTY CHAIRS..
"NEXT" TO ME..

& THEY'RE STANDING THERE..

GETTING READY TO "SIT-DOWN"..

"RIGHT"-NEXT TO ME..

(WHILE THEY WERE LOOKING-AWAY..
I "PATTED" THE CHAIR--AS IF TO SAY--"SIT DOWN HERE"..

"ONLY" MY WIFE SAW ME DO IT..

& MY WIFE GIGGLED--NERVOUSLY--"KNOWING" THERE'S A "CHANCE"..
THESE 2-SMOKIN' HOT SUPERMODELS..
WILL "WANT"-ME)..

WELL OUT OF "NOWHERE"..

THIS "REALLY"-OLD GUY
WALKS-UP..

"WAY"-OLDER THAN "ME"..

(LIKE------"BRUCE JENNER"-OLD)..

& "HE" SAYS..
TO THE 2-SMOKIN' HOT SUPERMODELS..

"IS ANYONE SITTING HERE?"..

(NOW IT WAS "ALL" I COULD DO..
"NOT" TO SCREAM-"YES"..
"THESE 2-SMOKIN' HOT SUPERMODELS"--
BUT I "DIDN'T")..

& THEY SAY..

"NO".."GO AHEAD"..

& HE "SITS-DOWN"..

& COUGHS-UP..

A BIG PHLEGM-BALL..

"RIGHT" NEXT TO ME..

& A "SINGLE-TEAR"..

RAN DOWN MY CHEEK..

& "FELL"

INTO MY EMPTY "PATRON" GLASS..

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