The MOST illiterate city in 'MERICA!
by Tony Manes
,
posted Feb 22 2013 2:05PM
|
For the 2nd consecutive year,
Bakersfield has been named America's "most"-illiterate city..
---------------
Apparently, the "only"-thing
we read in Bakersfield is..
-The sign that shows where the buffet-line "begins"..at "Golden Corral"..
-----
I guess that means we're no-longer "just"-Rednecks..
Now..we're "Never"-Read-Necks..
-----
"I", think our new City Motto should be, "Duhhhhhhh"..
-----
An indication of "why" we "might"-be considered illiterate..
Another recent survey found..
that "in" Bakersfield...
"books"...
are "less"-popular than:
-Beer..
-Tumbleweeds..
-Bunco..
-Beer Festivals..
-Frisbee Golf..
-Line Dancing..
-"&"--Charity events----
that serve Beer..
-----
Some of the cities we finished "behind"..(embarrassing)..
-Pea-Brain, Minnesota
-Ignoramus, Utah
-Moron, Ohio
-Dopey, New Mexico
-Dumber than a Doorknob, Nebraska
-& El Stupido, California
------------------------
Can you imagine how "mad" we'd be?..
(If we knew-how to "read" the study)..
We might be offended..
If we knew what "illiterate"-meant..
(Could someone please "look-up" illiterate in that "Big Book of Words"?)..
|
