"I'M" NOT SURPRISED THAT THE MAYAN CALENDAR WAS WRONG..
(ABOUT "TODAY" BEING THE END OF THE WORLD)..
I WAS LOOKING AT THE MAYAN CALENDAR YESTERDAY..
& IT'S "ALL"-WRONG..
THEY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN "MARCH"..
THANKSGIVING IN "MAY"..
& THE 4TH OF JULY..ON NOVEMBER 12TH?!?..
"OBVIOUSLY" THEY HAD IT "ALL"-WRONG..
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SIGNS
THAT THE END OF THE WORLD IS "NEAR"..
-THE DANCING PIZZA COWBOY AT STOCKDALE & CALIFORNIA IS WEARING A "FLANNEL"-SHIRT..
-"NO" STRAY CATS AT HART PARK..
(PROBABLY TAKEN-UP IN THE RAPTURE--I'LL BET HEAVEN IS "FULL" OF STRAY CATS)..
-CHANNEL-17's "JIM SCOTT"..
"RAPPING"..
(JIM SCOTT..
LAYING DOWN THE RHYMES..
FIVE..SIX..& 11..ARE THE TIMES..
SHORTY..
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-THE "PARKING LOT"
AT "GOLDEN CORRAL"
IS "EMPTY"..
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-DAIRY COWS THAT "SMELL"
LIKE FRESH-BAKED COOKIES..
-WHEN YOU REACH THE "CREDIT LIMIT" ON YOUR "TARGET" CARD..
(WAIT---------
"WHY" IS "THAT-ONE" IN-HERE??
"THAT" IS A "SIGN" TO MY "WIFE"..
THAT THE END OF THE WORLD IS "NEAR")..
-NOT A "SINGLE" CAR ON ROSEDALE HIGHWAY..
(THAT'S DEFINITELY A "SIGN" THAT THE END OF THE WORLD IS "NEAR"..
"OR"..
THAT YOU'VE MISTAKENLY TAKEN AN "ON"-RAMP TO THE "NEW" CROSSTOWN FREEWAY..
WHICH ISN'T OPEN YET..
& "EXPLAINS" THE LACK OF TRAFFIC..
(The "most"-obvious sign that the end of the world may-be near)--
YOU CAN GET A TABLE..
AT "LUNCH"..
AT "LUIGI'S"..
ON A "FRIDAY"..
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