Man! The CRAZIEST stuff happens to ME. I AM married. And, I have KIDS. And a dog. And two cats. Read about it HERE...
Turn OFF the porch light!
by Tony Manes,posted Dec 27 2012 11:56AM
SO..
WE HAVE A LIGHT.. OUTSIDE.. "ABOVE" OUR FRONT DOOR..
"BECAUSE"
I "GREW-UP" IN INDIANA.. (sneeze-"RUBE")..
I CALL IT OUR "FRONT-PORCH" LIGHT.. (sneeze-"RUBE")..
"EVEN" THOUGH WE "DON'T" HAVE A "FRONT-PORCH"..
IT'S MORE OF A "WALKWAY"..
"ANY-WAY"..
WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING
I TURN "OFF" THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS..
& TURN "ON"
THE "FRONT-PORCH" LIGHT.. (sneeze-"RUBE")..
& 4-OUT-OF-EVERY-5-DAYS..
WHEN I COME "HOME" IN THE AFTERNOON..
THE "PORCH LIGHT" IS "STILL" ON..
EVEN "THOUGH"
MY WIFE..
GETS UP "LATER" IN THE MORNING..
& WALKS "IN" & "OUT" THE FRONT DOOR
WHEN SHE GOES TO EXERCISE..
"SO"
SHE WALKS "RIGHT"-PAST..
THE "PORCH LIGHT"..
"ON"..
"DURING" THE DAYTIME..
"TWICE"..
ANYWAY..
ALL "3"-OF OUR KIDS ARE HOME ON CHRISTMAS BREAK..
& WHEN I DROVE UP YESTERDAY AFTERNOON..
THE PORCH LIGHT WAS "ON"..
& FOR "SOME"-REASON..
IT IRRITATED ME "MORE" THAN USUAL..
I THOUGHT..
"4"-PEOPLE IN THAT HOUSE "RIGHT"-NOW..
THEY'VE BEEN GOING "IN-&-OUT" THAT FRONT DOOR "ALL"-DAY..
& NOT "1" OF THEM..
COULD TURN-"OFF"
THE "FRONT-PORCH" LIGHT..
NOW WHEN IT'S "JUST" MY WIFE & I..
I "DON'T" REALLY COMPLAIN.. (sneeze-"LIAR")..
BUT WHEN THE MONEY-CONSUMING.. MESS-MAKING.. TURNING "EVERY"-LIGHT IN THE HOUSE-ON.. CAN'T FIND THE TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH OR TURN OFF THE "PORCH-LIGHT".. COLLEGE KIDS..
