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USE your turn signal

by Tony Manes , posted Sep 24 2012 12:30PM

SO FRIDAY..

I'M HEADING-HOME FROM WORK..

"READY" TO START THE WEEKEND..

& I'M COMING DOWN THIS SIDE-STREET..

TO A STOP SIGN AT MOHAWK..

NOW "I" WANT TO TURN-"RIGHT"..

& THERE'S A COUPLE OF CARS "ALREADY" AT THE STOP SIGN..

"ONE" IS TURNING-"LEFT"..

SO..THEY'RE OVER TO THE "LEFT"..
"WITH" THEIR TURN-SIGNAL "ON"..

"BUT"..THE CAR BEHIND-"THEM"

THAT'S IN-"FRONT" OF ME..

IS OVER TO THE RIGHT..AS-"IF" THEY ARE TURNING-"RIGHT"..

"BUT" THEY'RE "NOT" USING THEIR TURN SIGNAL..

SO I "ASSUME" THEY'RE GOING THE SAME WAY I AM..

TO THE "RIGHT"..

WELL "ALL OF A SUDDEN"..

THEY MOVE OVER TO THE "LEFT"

IN-ORDER TO TURN-"LEFT"..

(PEOPLE WHO "DON'T" USE THEIR TURN SIGNALS DRIVE ME "NUTS"..

IT'S JUST "LAZY"..

THE LEVER IS "RIGHT"-THERE
"NEXT" TO THE STEERING WHEEL..

"LET" OTHER-DRIVERS KNOW "WHAT" YOU'RE DOING)..

SO..I PULL UP NEXT TO THE CAR..

THAT IS ALL OF A SUDDEN TURNING "LEFT"..

& BOTH OUR WINDOWS ARE DOWN..

& "I" YELL..

"USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL MORON"..

"&"..

BEHIND THE WHEEL

IS THIS LITTLE..SWEET-LOOKING..
GREY-HAIRED..LADY..

WHO REMINDED ME OF MY "MOM"..

& I FELT BAD..

& I THOUGHT..

WHAT IF THAT WAS "MY"-MOM..

& SOME GUY WAS YELLING AT "HER"..

HOW WOULD I FEEL ABOUT "THAT"?..

& I THOUGHT..

WELL..IF MY MOM WASN'T USING HER "TURN-SIGNAL"..

I'D "WANT" A GUY LIKE-"ME"

TO "YELL" AT HER..

& JUST LIKE "THAT"..

I DIDN'T "FEEL" GUILTY "ANY"-MORE..

FOR "YELLING" AT A SWEET..LITTLE..
OLD-LADY..

WHO REMINDED ME OF MY MOM..

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09/24/2012 9:29AM

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