SO..
I "WALK"
AT THE PARK ACROSS THE STREET FROM OUR HOUSE..
ABOUT HALF-WAY "AROUND" THE PARK
IS THIS HOUSE
WITH "2" LITTLE "YIPPER" DOGS..
NOW THE "ADULTS"
THAT "LIVE" IN THE HOUSE..
LET THEIR 2 "YIPPER"-DOGS..
RUN "FREE"..
SO..WHEN I'M WALKING..
THEY'RE "OUT"..
RUNNING AROUND THEIR YARD..
RUNNING "IN" THE STREET..
RUNNING AT THE PARK..
"YIP-YIP-YIPPING"..
AT "EVERYTHING" THEY SEE..
SO I'M WALKING..
& THE "2" "YIPPER" DOGS ARE "OUT"..
& AS "I" WALK-BY THEIR HOUSE..
"THEY" COME RUNNING OUT IN THE STREET--YIP-YIP-YIPPING--
AT "ME"..
NOW THEY'RE "SMALL"..
SO THEY'RE "NOT" SCARY..
THEY'RE JUST "ANNOYING"..
& I "KEEP" WALKING..
& THEY'RE "BEHIND" ME--"YIP-YIP-YIPPING"..
& "FINALLY" THEY "STOP"..
& TURN AROUND..
BECAUSE THEY FOUND SOMEONE "ELSE" TO ANNOY..
WELL THE "NEXT" TIME I COME AROUND..
THEY'RE STILL "OUT"..
& THEY "SEE" ME..
& "HERE" THEY COME..
"OUT" IN THE STREET..
"TOWARD" ME..
YIP-YIP-YIPPING..
SO I "TURN"..
& I "BARK"..
AT THEM..
"NOT" SOME "YIP-YIP-YIPPY" BARK..
BUT SOMETHING "BAD"..
LIKE YOU'D HEAR OUT OF A BIG-TOUGH GERMAN SHEPHARD..
OR A MAN-EATING DOBERMAN..
OR A YIP-YIP-YIPPER DOG-EATING PIT BULL..
(WOOF-WOOF-WOOF)..
& YOU KNOW "WHAT"
THE 2 "YIPPER"-DOGS DID?..
TURNED..
& "RAN" HOME..
& THE "NEXT" TIME I CAME AROUND..
THEY WERE "BACK" IN THE STREET..
"BUT"..
WHEN THEY SAW "ME" COMING..
THEY "RAN"..
FOR THEIR YARD..
& "I"
"DIDN'T" EVEN HAVE TO "BARK"..
