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Our kids are REGRESSING!?

by Tony Manes , posted Dec 28 2012 11:37AM

I SWEAR..

OUR "KIDS" ARE "REGRESSING"..

THEY'RE 19-20-&-21 YEARS OLD..

& OVER THIS CHRISTMAS BREAK..

THEY'VE BEEN "ACTING"-LIKE THEY'RE 9-10-&-11..

LIKE "YESTERDAY"..

I PULL INTO THE GARAGE..

& THERE-ARE

EXTENSION CHORDS
"ALL"-OVER THE FLOOR..

(NOW "OBVIOUSLY" SOMEONE "NEEDED" AN EXTENSION CHORD..
& A COUPLE "EXTRA"
FELL-"OUT" OF THE CONTAINER..
"WE'LL GET "THOSE" LATER")..

SO "THEN"
I WALK "IN"-TO THE HOUSE..

& SITTING "ON" THE TABLE
WE HAVE
IN "FRONT" OF THE COUCH..

IN THE "MIDDLE" OF THE LIVING ROOM..

IS OUR "MAC"-COMPUTER..

THAT "USUALLY" SITS ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER..

THEY HAD MOVED "IT" TO THE LIVING ROOM SO THEY COULD BE "ON-LINE" "&" WATCH TV AT THE "SAME" TIME..

(IT'S "THAT"-KIND OF "INGENUITY" THAT MAKES-"ME" FEEL-LIKE
THIS COLLEGE EDUCATION-THING IS REALLY "PAYING"-OFF!)..

"&"..
THERE ARE "HUNDRED'S" OF "OTHER" "LITTLE"-THINGS..

LIKE..

"TAKING" THE HAIR DRYER FROM "OUR" BATHROOM..
& "NOT" RETURNING-IT..

(SO AT "4"-IN THE MORNING..
I'M STUMBLING FROM ROOM-TO-ROOM..
IN A DARKENED-HOUSE..
TRYING TO TRACK-DOWN..
"OUR" HAIR DRYER)..

"OR"..
NOT "REPLACING" THE TOILET PAPER..

I ASKED MY WIFE YESTERDAY..

IF YOU USE THE LAST OF THE TOILET PAPER AT "YOUR" PARENTS HOUSE,
DO "YOU" REPLACE IT?..

"OR"..
TAKING MY I-PHONE "HEADPHONES"..OR "CHARGER"

IF THEY'RE ON THE COUNTER FOR MORE THAN 10-MINUTES..

I ASKED MY WIFE..

IF YOUR PARENTS LEAVE "THEIR" HEADPHONES..OR CHARGER..
ON "THEIR"-COUNTER..
DO "YOU" TAKE THEM?..

"OR"..

"&"

("THIS" IS MY "ALL"-TIME FAVORITE)..

PASSING-GAS
AT THE DINNER TABLE..

I'M-LIKE..

"REALLY"??..

WE SEND YOU "OFF" TO COLLEGE IN "PRETTY"-GOOD SHAPE..

"&"..

A "COUPLE" OF YEARS "LATER"..

"THIS" IS HOW YOU "ACT"?..

& "JD"
JUST "GRADUATED"?!?..

I URGED HIM TO PASS GAS AT THE TABLE..

WHEN HE HAS DINNER AT HIS "NEW" BOSSES HOUSE..
--------------------------

I "SWEAR"..

AS THEY GET "OLDER"..

BEING A PARENT..

GETS "HARDER"..

IT REQUIRES "GREAT"-PATIENCE

& BITING YOUR LIP..

("MINE" IS HEAVILY-BANDAGED)..

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